Funny Cop Sayings and Quotes

• I’ve got my cop face on today, watch out!
• If you see me running, try to keep up!
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right!
• You can’t handle the truth, but I’ll give it to you anyway!
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person who happens to work as a cop!
• I don’t break the law, I enforce it!
• I don’t have a quota, but I do have a ticket book.
• If you think this uniform is hot, try wearing it in summer!
• I’m a cop, not a magician, but I’ll make your problems disappear!
• You have the right to remain silent, but I have the right to make you talk!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a part-time therapist and mediator!
• I’m not chasing you, I’m just trying to keep up with my daily steps!
• If at first, you don’t succeed, call a cop!
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong!

Funny Police Officer

• I’m a cop, not a mind reader, but I’ll try my best to understand you!
• I’m not just here to catch the bad guys, I’m also here to make your day better!
• I’m not here to judge you, I’m just here to enforce the law!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m a problem solver!
• If you want to be a criminal, don’t mess with me!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a life saver!
• I’m not a superhero, but I play one on the streets!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a role model for kids!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a professional multitasker!
• I’m not a traffic cop, I’m a traffic magician!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a good listener!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m a crime fighter!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a protector of peace!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a defender of justice!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a friend to the community!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m a superhero in blue!

Funny Cop Sayings

• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a negotiator and conflict resolver!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a detective and problem solver!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a protector of the innocent!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a guardian of the law!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a defender of human rights!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a first responder in emergencies!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a life changer for those I help!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a public servant!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a beacon of hope for those in need!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a peacekeeper and mediator!
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a protector of the community!
• You have the right to remain silent, but I’m hoping you don’t.
• I’m not a magician, but I can make your bad day disappear.
• You’re not in trouble, you’re just in the presence of greatness.
• I’m like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I have a badge.
• I’m not just a cop, I’m a force for good.

Law Enforcement Quotes

• I’m here to protect and serve, and also to make some cool arrests.
• I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?
• Don’t make me use my cop voice.
• I’m not a regular cop, I’m a cool cop.
• I’m not just a cop, I’m a crime-fighting machine.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• Don’t worry, I’m here to protect and serve… coffee and donuts to my fellow officers.
• You have the right to remain silent, but I’d rather you talk so I can get a good laugh.
• It’s all fun and games until someone calls the cops.
• I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest cop, but I’m pretty sure I’m in the top one percent.
• You can run, but you can’t hide… from my jokes.
• I have a black belt in sarcasm and a badge to back it up.
• I’m like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I have a badge.
• I’m not a morning person, but I’m always up for a good chase.
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a professional bad joke teller.
• I may be a cop, but I still haven’t figured out how to get rid of the donut addiction.
• I’m not here to judge, I’m here to laugh at your bad decisions.
• I’m not a regular cop, I’m a cool cop.

Best Police Humor

• I’m like a ninja, but instead of throwing stars, I throw witty one-liners.
• I don’t always make arrests, but when I do, it’s for something hilarious.
• You can trust me, I’m a cop… who loves puns.
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a comedian… at least in my own mind.
• I’m not sure if I’m arresting you or just putting you in timeout.
• I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?
• I’m not sure who’s more scared right now, you or my punchlines.
• I’m not a cop, I’m an undercover comedian.
• I may be a cop, but I still appreciate a good prank.
• Don’t mess with me, I have a badge… and a killer sense of humor.
• I’m not a cop, I’m a master of disguise… okay, I’m just a cop, but I can still tell a mean joke.
• I’m not just a cop, I’m also a part-time comedian and full-time dad joke maker.
• I’m like a dictionary, I have all the puns… and the definitions too, I guess.
• I’m not saying I’m hilarious, but I do make arresting jokes.
• I’m not a cop, I’m a crime-fighting comedian.
• I’m not here to make friends, but I am here to make terrible puns.
• I’m not saying I’m the funniest cop in the department, but I haven’t heard anyone deny it either.
• I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room?
• I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

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• I have a degree in sarcasm.
• I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
• I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget to give you a ticket, it’s not personal.
• I don’t always catch criminals, but when I do, they’re usually red-handed.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day coffee person.
• I have a badge, a gun, and a sense of humor. Use caution.
• I’m not a regular cop, I’m a cool cop.
• I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?
• I don’t need a weapon, I have a sharp wit.
• I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route to the station.
• I don’t always write tickets, but when I do, I write them with finesse.
• I’m not a mind reader, I’m a cop. But sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
• I’m not a snitch, I’m just an informant with benefits.
• I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to serve and protect. But if I make a friend along the way, that’s cool too.
• I don’t need backup, I have a can of mace and a whistle.

FAQ Funny Police Slogans, Quotes and Jokes

What are the top three things customers look for when they’re buying a t-shirt from a shop?

Most customers prioritize the design, the quality of cotton, and the product’s average customer reviews or rating.

I’m looking for a funny gift for my police officer friend’s birthday; do you have any suggestions?

Certainly, we have a collection of t-shirts with humorous police quotes. The “thin blue line” tee, especially, features sarcastic remarks that’ll surely make your friend smile. Plus, for Christmas, the “suspect evidence” shirt has been a popular christmas gift choice!

How does the shipping process work if I decide to purchase an item?

Once you enter your details and complete your purchase, we ensure safe and effective delivery. Our shop takes pride in prompt shipping, and you’ll receive a phone reminder about the expected delivery date.

Are there any new arrivals in the shop that have gained attention?

Yes, our recent selection of t-shirts features creative designs with funny quotes. The “metal box” tee has been a hit, especially as a gift for men. It comes with a tagline that’s a perfect blend of sarcastic and humorous.

Is it easy to return a product if it doesn’t fit the description or if there’s a defect?

Absolutely, we prioritize customer satisfaction. If the item doesn’t match the description or there’s an evident defect, you can safely return it. Just make sure to read the return policy and keep the evidence of purchase.

Do you offer any discounts or special deals for bulk orders?

Yes, if you’re looking to buy 100 or more t-shirts for an event or activity, we offer special bulk rates. Plus, you’ll get a thank you box with some bonus items from our shop as a token of appreciation.

What’s the perfect reminder gift I can get for someone who tends to be forgetful?

Our “phone scene” t-shirt, from the sarcastic collection, is perfect. It has a funny quote that acts as a playful jab and reminder about forgetting things.

Are there any items that have been highly rated and reviewed by customers?

The “thin blue line” tee and the “evidence suspect” tee have received outstanding customer reviews. The perfect blend of cotton and the print quality has made them a favorite.

Can I explore your entire collection online before making a decision?

Of course! We encourage customers to explore our selection online. You can view each item, design details, and even check the customer reviews to make an informed decision.

During the Christmas season, do you offer any special delivery options for last-minute shoppers?

Yes, during Christmas, we understand the urgency. We offer expedited shipping options, ensuring that your Christmas gift reaches on time. However, it’s always good to purchase a bit in advance to be on the safe side.

Is the seller we’re considering reputable, or are there any suspicious reviews or feedback?

Based on our research, the seller we’re considering has a solid reputation. However, like with any online purchase, it’s always a good idea to read multiple reviews and feedback to ensure you’re making an informed decision.

I have this idea for a new product, but I’ve noticed a suspiciously similar item from another seller. Should we investigate further?

Absolutely. If you suspect that another seller might have a product too similar to your idea, it’s crucial to delve deeper to ensure there aren’t any copyright or patent issues. We’re committed to ensuring all our products are unique and free from disputes.