- I’m not lost, just taking a scenic route.
- Fore-get about it!
- I’m on a roll… down the fairway.
- Born to golf, forced to work.
- Golf is my therapy.
- Tee-riffic shot!
- Warning: may cause extreme slices or hooks.
- I’m in the sand again? I’m a beach bum at heart.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just playing golf.
- Grip it and rip it!
- I’m not short, just underestimated.
- I’m not hitting it bad, just practicing my bunker shots.
- I’m a golf ball, not a miracle worker.
- I’m not a birdie, but I can still make your day.
- It’s not the club’s fault, it’s the player’s.
- I’m not slow, just taking my time.
- Golf is my happy place.
- I’m not lost, just looking for my next shot.
- I’m not a ball, I’m a golfing partner.
- In golf, as in life, it’s the follow through that counts.
- I’m not hitting it fat, just playing a ground game.
- I’m not a divot, just a temporary earth mover.
- I’m not an eagle, just a birdie that’s trying harder.
- Golf: the ultimate test of mental toughness.
- I’m not out of bounds, just exploring new territory.
- Golf is not a game, it’s an adventure.
- I’m not a slice, I’m a power fade.
- I’m not a hook, I’m just drawing the ball.
- I’m not a bad shot, just an ambitious one.
- I’m not a duffer, just a golfer with a handicap.
- I’m not a worm burner, just playing a low trajectory shot.
- Golf: the only time it’s okay to be below par.
- I’m not in the water hazard, just trying to keep hydrated.
- Golf: the game of a lifetime.
- I’m not a shank, just a misunderstood shot.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good bad example.
- Golf is not a sport, it’s a way of life.
- I’m not hitting it thin, just playing a ground game.
- Golf: where the score is made up and the points don’t matter.
- I’m not a duck hook, just playing a controlled fade.
- Golf: the ultimate stress relief.
- I’m not a flop shot, just a high risk high reward play.
- I’m not a worm burner, just playing a links-style shot.
- Golf: the only game where the most important shot is the next one.
- I’m not in the rough, just playing a strategic shot.
- I’m not a top, just playing a knockdown shot.
- Golf: the game that always keeps you coming back for more.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a pro at finding the sand traps.
- I’m not hitting it fat, just playing a punch shot.
- Golf: the art of self-torture.
- I’m not a flop shot, just a creative player.
- I’m not a high handicap, just a good beginner.
- Golf: the only game where you can yell ‘fore’ and not get in trouble.
- I’m not a push, just a baby fade.
- I’m not in the bunker, just exploring new sand traps.
- Golf: where you can be a millionaire and still be a caddy.
- I’m not hitting it fat, just playing a bump-and-run.
- I’m not a snap hook, just a quick draw.
- Golf: where the beer is cold and the players are hot.
- I’m not a duff, just a touchy-feely player.
- I’m not a hacker, just a recreational golfer.
- Golf: where the wind always blows in your face.
- I’m not a bladed shot, just a low runner.
- I’m not in the woods, just exploring the flora and fauna.
- Golf: where the grass is always greener on the other side of the fairway.
- I’m not a fader, just a controlled slice.
- I’m not in the trees, just providing shade.
- Golf: where the ball always lands in the divot you just fixed.
- I’m not a flop shot, just a delicate player.
- I’m not in the rough, just playing a power shot.
- I’m not a banana ball, just a curved shot.
- Golf: where the birdies are eagles and the eagles are albatrosses.
- I’m not a thin shot, just a low trajectory shot.
- I’m not in the hazard, just practicing my water shots.
- Golf: where the pros are pros and the amateurs are pros at missing putts.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good caddy for my friends.
- I’m not hitting it thin, just playing a chip shot.
- I’m not a bad putter, just a good three-putt artist.
- Golf: where the fairways are narrow and the greens are small.
- I’m not in the sand trap, just playing a bunker shot.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good ball finder.
- I’m not hitting it fat, just playing a flop shot.
- Golf: where the pin is always in the toughest spot.
- I’m not in the rough, just playing a punch shot.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a pro at hitting it out of bounds.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good spectator.
- Golf: where the greens are fast and the bunkers are deep.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a pro at hitting it into the trees.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good storyteller.
- I’m not hitting it thin, just playing a bump-and-run.
- Golf: where the caddies know everything and the players know nothing.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a pro at losing balls.
- I’m not in the water, just playing a pond shot.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good at finding the rough.
- Golf: where the beer cart is the most important vehicle on the course.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good at finding the sand traps.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a good at finding the water hazards.
- Golf: where the only thing that matters is beating your friends.
- I’m not a bad golfer, just a pro at taking mulligans.
- I’m not a bad golfer, I just have a lot of character-building shots.
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