Motorcycle Funny Quotes

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

Life is too short to drive boring motorcycles.

Save the planet, ride a motorcycle.

If motorcycles were boring, they wouldn’t have such a passionate following.

My motorcycle runs on 100% pure adrenaline.

I don’t ride a motorcycle to add days to my life, I ride to add life to my days.

Motorcycles are like shoes, you can never have too many.

It’s not the destination, it’s the ride.

Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul – and make it soar!

A motorcycle can’t solve all your problems, but it’s a pretty good start.

If you don’t wave at me when I’m on my motorcycle, I’ll assume your hand is broken.

There’s nothing better than the wind in your hair and bugs in your teeth.

I ride motorcycles because other hobbies just don’t scare me enough.

Two wheels forever, two brakes never!

The best therapy in the world is taking a long ride on your motorcycle.

The only thing better than riding a motorcycle is riding a motorcycle with friends.

Life is better when you’re on a motorcycle.

Riding a motorcycle is like flying without wings.

My motorcycle is my therapist, my mechanic, and my best friend.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my motorcycle.

I like my motorcycles like I like my coffee – strong, bold, and full of character.

Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the mind.

Motorcycle riders do it with a lot more throttle.

The best memories are made on two wheels.

A motorcycle is an escape from reality, and there’s nothing funny about that.

Motorcycles: not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

If you think motorcycles are dangerous, you should try living a safe life.

Life is too short to drive a boring motorcycle.

Two wheels, one love.

Keep calm and ride a motorcycle.

Motorcycles are like toddlers – they require constant attention, but they’re worth every moment.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a motorcycle – and that’s pretty close.

No road is long when you have good company and a motorcycle.

A motorcycle ride is the closest thing you can get to flying without leaving the ground.

My motorcycle is my therapist, my happy place, and my favorite form of therapy.

Motorcycles: the only addiction that can save your life.

Clear your mind and let the road guide you.

Two wheels are better than four – unless you’re parking.

Life is too short to drive boring cars.

Riding a motorcycle is like riding a roller coaster, but with more freedom.

You know you’re a true motorcycle enthusiast when your bike has more miles than your car.

The best view comes after the hardest ride.

Life is better on two wheels.

Motorcycles – because golf, football, and baseball only require one ball.

The only time I feel alive is when I’m on my motorcycle.