Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott
The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. – Michael Scott
I am Beyoncé, always. – Michael Scott
I have no regrets. Because I have made some of the best decisions of my life, and marrying Holly was one of them…and breaking up with her, that was another. – Michael Scott
You know what they say: ‘Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.’ – Michael Scott
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning idiot. – Michael Scott
You have no idea how high I can fly. – Michael Scott
I declare bankruptcy! – Michael Scott
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Unless you’re Michael Scott, then you miss 100% of the shots you do take. – Michael Scott
I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. – Michael Scott
I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. – Michael Scott
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott
They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, guess what? I’m hilarious, so I could be the cure for everything! – Michael Scott
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… and a panther. – Michael Scott
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott
Well, just tell him to call me as ASAP as possible. – Michael Scott
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever. – Michael Scott
You don’t call people retarded. You call your friends retards when they’re being retarded. – Michael Scott
You know, I have been asked to go to parties, it’s just… I’m busy. – Michael Scott
Here’s the thing about engagement rings. It sends a message. And that message is: ‘I belong to someone else.’ – Michael Scott
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised. – Michael Scott
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.’ – Michael Scott
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information. – Michael Scott
Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three. – Michael Scott
I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. – Michael Scott
I am Beyoncé, always. – Michael Scott
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… and a panther. – Michael Scott
I don’t hate anyone. Even the people I hate, I don’t hate. – Michael Scott
Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott
I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you? – Michael Scott
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning idiot. – Michael Scott
I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms. – Michael Scott
They say that ‘great minds think alike.’ And I completely agree with that. – Michael Scott
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott
Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears. – Michael Scott
Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott
I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. – Michael Scott
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott
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