Michael De Santa Quotes

There’s a little bit of me, in everyone.

You can’t outrun who you are.

I may be a crook, but I’m the best damn crook you’ll ever meet.

Sometimes I just want to put my past in a blender and hit ‘frappe.’

Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy.

Life’s a game, and I’m always looking for the cheat codes.

You can’t control the chaos, but you can learn to dance in it.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery a lot more comfortable.

Any job can be satisfying if you do it with style.

Some people are born winners, others are born losers. I was born a wildcard.

Life’s too short to play it safe all the time.

In this world, you’re either the predator or the prey.

I’m a man of many talents, unfortunately most of them are illegal.

Regret is a useless emotion. Learn from your mistakes and move on.

Sometimes, a well-placed bullet is the only way to solve a problem.

I’ve been to hell and back, and let me tell you, it’s a great place for a vacation.

Everyone has a breaking point, and I’ve discovered mine is a moving target.

Be careful who you trust, they might just turn out to be the one holding the knife.

I never wanted an ordinary life. I was born to be extraordinary.

Love can be a dangerous game, but I’m always up for a challenge.

It’s not about the money, it’s about the power that comes with it.

I don’t need a therapist, I have karma. And she’s a real bitch.

Life’s a roller coaster, and I’m the one in the front seat, screaming with excitement.

A good getaway driver is worth his weight in gold.

I may be a criminal, but at least I’m an honest one.

Money talks, and I’ve never been one to ignore a good conversation.

I’m not a hero, I’m just a guy trying to make it in a messed-up world.

Sometimes, the only way to move forward is to burn everything behind you.

Everyone has a dark side, some of us just have a harder time hiding it.

I’ve learned that the best way to stay alive is to never be predictable.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes, but at least I’m the one calling the shots.

In a world of uncertainty, the only thing you can count on is yourself.

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey – and the explosions along the way.

I’ve learned that second chances are rare, so you better make the most of the first one.

The line between right and wrong is blurred, but I’ve always been comfortable in the gray area.

You can’t change the past, but you can sure as hell shape the future.

Life’s a game, and I’ve always been a sore loser.

Sometimes, the only way to rise above your circumstances is to burn them to the ground.

I’ve always had a knack for finding trouble – or maybe it just has a knack for finding me.

In the game of life, you don’t get cheat codes – you have to write your own.

Money may be the root of all evil, but it’s also the root of all my fun.

I may not be perfect, but I’m always perfectly myself.

Fortune favors the bold – and I’ve never been one to shy away from a risky move.

I’ve learned that loyalty is a rare commodity, and I’m not in the business of giving it away for free.

Life’s too short to stay in one place. I’m always on the lookout for my next adventure.

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