Laugh Out Loud – Funniest Future Quotes

In the future, I will finally be able to answer the age-old question: ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’

In the future, dogs will have their own Twitter accounts and compete for the most followers.

In the future, you’ll be able to take a selfie with your holographic pet unicorn.

In the future, pizza will be delivered by drones, and the delivery boy’s name will be R2D2.

In the future, you’ll be able to take a virtual reality vacation to any destination, including Mars.

In the future, jokes will be delivered directly to your brain via a Bluetooth connection.

In the future, you’ll be able to change your hair color with the touch of a button.

In the future, the only traffic jam you’ll encounter will be caused by a parade of self-driving cars playing ‘Car Radio’ by Twenty One Pilots.

In the future, money will grow on trees, but it’ll still be hard to find someone to lend you a branch.

In the future, you’ll be able to order a pizza by telepathically transmitting your cravings to the nearest pizzeria.

In the future, you’ll be able to pause and rewind reality, just like you do with your favorite Netflix shows.

In the future, laughter will be the universal language, and stand-up comedians will be diplomats.

In the future, your smartphone will have a built-in translator for understanding your pet’s thoughts.

In the future, the key to a successful relationship will be the ability to laugh at each other’s holograms.

In the future, F.R.I.E.N.D.S will be rebooted with an all-robot cast, and they’ll still be on a break.

In the future, ‘dad jokes’ will be considered high art, and museums will be dedicated to their preservation.

In the future, you’ll be able to attend a birthday party on the moon, as long as you RSVP.

In the future, the most successful comedians will be AI algorithms with perfect timing and delivery.

In the future, you’ll be able to play hide-and-seek with your self-driving car, and it’ll always find you with the help of its GPS tracking antenna.

In the future, prank calls will be made by robots, but they’ll provide tech support afterwards to make up for it.

In the future, you’ll be able to buy a ‘laugh track’ app for your everyday life, just to make it more entertaining.

In the future, there will be a dating app specifically for cats, called ‘Purrfect Match’.

In the future, comedy shows will be played on virtual reality headsets, and you’ll actually feel like you’re getting punched by a joke.

In the future, bedtime stories will be read by celebrity holograms, and they’ll always give you a virtual goodnight kiss.

In the future, you’ll be able to attend a robot stand-up comedy show, and they’ll be programmed to laugh at your jokes.

In the future, your refrigerator will tell you jokes while you’re trying to decide what to eat.

In the future, you’ll be able to pause the shower and take a bathroom break without getting cold.

In the future, the term ‘dad bod’ will refer to a robot bodyguard with a great sense of humor.

In the future, your car will be able to tell jokes to lighten the mood during rush hour traffic.

In the future, all politicians will be required to have a ‘comic relief’ sidekick to make their speeches more entertaining.

In the future, clowns will be considered essential personnel, and they’ll be the ones to diffuse tense situations.

In the future, the ‘walk of shame’ will be replaced with the ‘dance of absolute confidence’.

In the future, your robot vacuum cleaner will double as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes while it cleans your floors.

In the future, solar-powered lawn gnomes will come alive at night and tell jokes to each other.

In the future, stand-up comedy clubs will be replaced with VR comedy clubs, and you’ll be able to heckle the performers without leaving your house.

In the future, your toaster will be able to tell jokes, but it’ll always burn the punchline.

In the future, the perfect wingman will be a robot with an impeccable sense of humor and an unlimited supply of cheesy pickup lines.

In the future, laughter will be the best medicine, and doctors will prescribe stand-up comedy shows for patients.

In the future, emojis will be replaced with tiny holograms that reenact the jokes you text.

In the future, people will have their own personal stand-up comedians to follow them around and keep them entertained.

In the future, libraries will have a ‘Joke Hour’ where you can trade your favorite jokes for books.

In the future, there will be a ‘Who Said It?’ game show where contestants have to guess if a quote is from a famous comedian or a robot.

In the future, a sense of humor will be a highly sought-after skill, and job interviews will include a stand-up comedy routine.

In the future, you’ll be able to order a ‘laughter refill’ at a comedy club, just to keep the fun going.

In the future, knock-knock jokes will require a password and a retina scan to continue the conversation.

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