What doesn’t kill you makes you clumsier.
Some people call it bad luck, I call it karma biting back.
I don’t need good luck, I’ve got my own chaos.
Luck is just an illusion, created by those too afraid to face reality.
I don’t believe in luck, I trust in chaos.
I’m not cursed, I’m just blessed with unpredictability.
Bad luck is just an opportunity for a new adventure.
Life is like a game of chance, and I always bet on chaos.
There’s beauty in chaos, if you know where to look.
Sometimes chaos is the only way to find clarity.
Luck is for the weak, I depend on chaos to survive.
Fortune favors the brave, but I’ll take chaos any day.
I’m not unlucky, I’m just living life on hard mode.
Embrace the chaos, and the rest will fall into place.
Why let luck dictate your life, when you can make your own destiny?
Sometimes you have to break a few things to make the world more interesting.
The only thing that’s certain in life is its unpredictability.
Good luck is overrated, I prefer to make my own destiny.
Chaos is the spice of life, and I like it extra spicy.
Don’t let bad luck get you down, use it as fuel for your fire.
I don’t believe in coincidences, only perfectly timed chaos.
If everything always went according to plan, life would be boring.
Chaos is my playground, and I’m never bored.
I may be jinxed, but I’m also unstoppable.
Luck is for the weak, I rely on my own strength.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chaos instead.
I don’t need luck, I have enough chaos to shape my own destiny.
Sometimes the best things in life are born out of chaos.
Life is like a rollercoaster, and I’m the one riding it without a seatbelt.
I don’t believe in bad luck, I create my own opportunities.
I may bring chaos wherever I go, but at least I’m never boring.
Life is like a box of surprises, and I’m always ready to open it.
Good luck is for amateurs, I rely on chaos to get things done.
Some people fear the unknown, but I embrace it with open arms.
I may not always know what’s coming, but I’m always ready for anything.
Bad luck is just a sign that you’re on the right track.
When everything seems to go wrong, that’s when the fun begins.
I’m not unlucky, I’m just living life in HD.
Why wish for good luck when you can create your own destiny?
I don’t need luck to win, I just need a little chaos.
Chaos is my secret ingredient for success.
When life gives you chaos, make a masterpiece.
I don’t believe in luck, I believe in creating my own reality.
There’s no such thing as bad luck, only new opportunities.
I may be jinxed, but I’m also blessed with a life full of excitement.