Jimmy Buffett Quotes

If life gives you limes, make margaritas. – Jimmy Buffett

I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead. – Jimmy Buffett

The best stories are written with sand between your toes. – Jimmy Buffett

It’s five o’clock somewhere, so pour me a drink. – Jimmy Buffett

Don’t try to be like a turtle – be one. Slow down and enjoy the journey. – Jimmy Buffett

I’m growing older but not up. – Jimmy Buffett

I’d rather have a cheeseburger in paradise. – Jimmy Buffett

Life is too short to be serious all the time. Laugh and enjoy the ride. – Jimmy Buffett

If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane. – Jimmy Buffett

I’m not a sailor, I’m a pirate. – Jimmy Buffett

The ocean is where I belong, it’s my therapy. – Jimmy Buffett

Changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes. – Jimmy Buffett

If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you. – Jimmy Buffett

Paddleboard, cocktail, repeat. – Jimmy Buffett

Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea. – Jimmy Buffett

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – Jimmy Buffett

I don’t know the reason, I stayed here all season. Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. – Jimmy Buffett

Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching. – Jimmy Buffett

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Jimmy Buffett

It’s a pirate’s life for me. – Jimmy Buffett

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. – Jimmy Buffett

Wrinkles only go where smiles have been. – Jimmy Buffett

I’m on a permanent vacation. – Jimmy Buffett

I found a lost shaker of salt, it was my sanity. – Jimmy Buffett

Don’t stop the carnival. – Jimmy Buffett

Gypsies in the palace. – Jimmy Buffett

It’s a crazy world, so let’s be crazy together. – Jimmy Buffett

Give me oysters and beer, every day of the year. – Jimmy Buffett

I don’t know where I’m a-gonna go when the volcano blows. – Jimmy Buffett

I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead. – Jimmy Buffett

If life doesn’t intimidate you a little bit, you’re not doing it right. – Jimmy Buffett

I believe saltwater can cure almost anything. – Jimmy Buffett

If the hurricane doesn’t leave you dead, it will make you strong. – Jimmy Buffett

Life is too short to listen to bad music. – Jimmy Buffett

Swing your partner round and round, end of the night it’s time to slow it down. – Jimmy Buffett

Nibblin’ on sponge cake, watchin’ the sun bake. – Jimmy Buffett

Wasted away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt. – Jimmy Buffett

I’m just a cowboy trapped on this island. – Jimmy Buffett

Changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes. – Jimmy Buffett

Pop the top and drop the anchor, time to unwind and be a little tanked. – Jimmy Buffett

Time flies when you’re having rum. – Jimmy Buffett

Tropical island, a state of mind. – Jimmy Buffett

I’d rather be lucky than good. – Jimmy Buffett

Another day in paradise. – Jimmy Buffett

Sail away to a place where no one can find us. – Jimmy Buffett