Funny Underwear Sayings

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  • This is my lucky pair of undies, I always wear them on game day!
  • I wear these for good luck, but I’m not telling you where they’ve been.
  • Warning: contents under pressure.
  • My undies may be tight, but my game is strong.
  • I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, I prefer these.
  • I’m wearing these undies until I win the lottery.
  • Underwear: the ultimate confidence booster.
  • I’m not just wearing undies, I’m wearing a masterpiece.
  • These undies are my secret weapon.
  • I only wear these on days that end in ‘Y.’
  • My undies have a mind of their own.
  • These undies have a story to tell.
  • My undies are like a superhero’s cape.
  • Don’t judge me by my undies.
  • My undies are like a good friend: always there when I need them.
  • My undies are a symbol of hope.
  • These undies are not just underwear, they’re my spirit animal.
  • I always wear a clean pair of undies, just in case.
  • My undies have been with me through thick and thin.
  • I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, I prefer funny ones.
  • I have a special bond with my undies.
  • These undies make me feel invincible.
  • My undies are a reflection of my personality.
  • I don’t always wear matching socks, but my undies always match.
  • These undies are my lucky charm.
  • My undies are the ultimate wingman.
  • I may be wearing undies, but I feel like I’m wearing a crown.
  • My undies are my battle armor.
  • I wear these undies to remind me to always be silly and have fun.
  • These undies are the key to my success.
  • My undies are the MVP of my wardrobe.
  • I may be wearing undies, but I’m ready to take on the world.
  • My undies are my secret weapon to making everyone laugh.
  • These undies are like a work of art, but you can’t hang them on the wall.
  • I wear these undies to bring joy to everyone around me.
  • My undies are like a mood ring.
  • I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, I wear the funniest ones I can find.
  • My undies are the perfect icebreaker.
  • I wear these undies to keep things interesting.
  • My undies are like a time capsule of memories.
  • These undies are like a party in my pants.
  • My undies are the ultimate conversation starter.
  • I wear these undies to add a little spice to my life.
  • My undies are like a piece of art that I get to wear.
  • I wear these undies to make myself and everyone around me smile.
  • My undies are my secret to being the life of the party.
  • These undies are my way of saying ‘why so serious?’
  • My undies are like a joke that only I know about.
  • I wear these undies to keep things light and fun.
  • My undies are the ultimate accessory to any outfit.
  • I put the fun in fundamentals.
  • It’s not a wedgie, it’s a smile.
  • Warning: dangerous curves ahead.
  • Hot buns in the oven.
  • This is what a legend looks like.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
  • If you can read this, you’re too close.
  • I wear this for my fans.
  • In case of emergency, break out the booty.
  • Tough tushies only.
  • Don’t hate me because I’m fabulous.
  • All buns, no muffin top.
  • I’m so cheeky.
  • Thong song enthusiast.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
  • Bite me.
  • If you’re lucky, I might drop my drawers.
  • I’m the whole package.
  • Squeeze the day.
  • The tush is out there.
  • Make mine a double-cheeked up.
  • Do not disturb, butt in progress.
  • Caution: buns of steel.
  • Barely there, fully committed.
  • One in a melon.
  • This is how I roll.
  • My other underwear is a cape.
  • Free hugs (on the backside).
  • I’m not just a pretty face (or butt).
  • I’m a peach.
  • I’ve got a badonkadonk.
  • The caboose is loose.
  • Bootylicious and proud.
  • I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, it’s awesome.
  • This end up.
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • I’ve got buns, hon.
  • Cuddle my tush.
  • Proud to be cheeky.
  • Let’s get cheeky.
  • I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
  • Butt seriously.
  • Underwhere?
  • I’m not small, I’m concentrated awesome.
  • Treat me like a princess, slap my butt, and call me a dirty name.
  • I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
  • I’m an acquired taste.
  • I’m not a morning person.
  • A little booty never hurt anybody.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (and my underwear agrees).

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