Funny Taco Sayings

• You had me at tacos.
• Tacos are the solution to all of life’s problems.
• Tacos are my love language.
• In tacos we trust.
• You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make tacos.
• Tacos make everything better.
• Tacos are like hugs, but with lettuce and cheese.
• Don’t worry, be happy, eat more tacos.
• Tacos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• I could give up tacos, but I’m not a quitter.
• I’m on a seafood diet, I see tacos and I eat them.
• Tacos are my soul food.
• Life is uncertain, but tacos are a sure thing.
• I have a hard shell on the outside, but I’m soft and squishy on the inside, like a taco.
• You had me at guacamole.
• Tacos, because sometimes one word is all you need.
• I’m not saying tacos are the answer, but have you tried tacos?
• Tacos are my happy place.
• Tacos are the glue that holds my life together.
• If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
• I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them to be crispy.
• Tacos are like little edible hugs.
• Tacos are a food group, right?
• Tacos are the real reason why I work out.
• When life gets tough, eat a taco.
• Tacos are the spice of life.
• Tacos: because queso happens.
• Tacos are the perfect balance of crunchy, spicy, and delicious.
• I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with a side of margarita.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why tacos are better.
• Tacos are like a piñata for your taste buds.
• Tacos are the ultimate comfort food.
• I didn’t choose the taco life, the taco life chose me.
• Life is short, eat the tacos.
• Tacos: because sometimes you just need a hug in a tortilla.
• You had me at salsa.
• Tacos are my therapy.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for taco night.
• Tacos are like the duct tape of food, they fix everything.
• Tacos: because life is too short to eat boring food.
• I’m not saying I’m addicted to tacos, but I’m pretty sure I could quit anything else.
• Tacos are the superhero of foods, saving meals one tortilla at a time.
• Tacos make me happy, you, not so much.
• Tacos are the MVP of my food lineup.
• Tacos are my spirit animal.
• Tacos are my favorite food group, after dessert of course.
• Tacos are the one food I would take to a desert island.
• Tacos: because every meal should be a fiesta.
• I’m on a strict diet of tacos and sunshine.
• Tacos: because life is too short for bad food.
• I’m a-maize-d by how much I love tacos.
• Taco ’bout delicious!
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.
• You had me at tacos.
• I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them on Tuesdays.
• Tacos are the glue that hold my life together.
• You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make tacos and that’s pretty close.
• All you need is love and tacos.
• I’m not a morning person, but I’m a taco person.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat tacos.
• Tacos are like a warm hug in food form.
• Why can’t tacos solve all of life’s problems?
• There’s no ‘we’ in tacos, but there is a ‘me’.
• Tacos are the answer, no matter what the question is.
• I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with a side of guac.
• Taco-bout a party!
• Tacos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Taco Tuesday is the best day of the week.
• Taco ’bout a good time!
• I don’t trust people who don’t like tacos.
• I’m not addicted to tacos, I’m committed to them.
• Taco ’bout a flavor explosion!
• Tacos are my love language.
• Why have a boring sandwich when you can have a delicious taco?
• Tacos make everything better.
• If you don’t like tacos, we can’t be friends.
• I have a soft shell for tacos.
• In a world full of plain chips, be a taco.
• Life is too short for bad tacos.
• When in doubt, eat a taco.
• Tacos are the real MVP.
• Taco ’bout a game-changer.
• Tacos are the perfect food.
• Taco-bout a tasty treat!
• I need tacos like a car needs gas.
• Taco ’bout a fiesta!
• Tacos are the spice of life.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tacos and that’s pretty close.
• Tacos are a hug in a tortilla.
• I could give up tacos, but I’m not a quitter.
• Taco-bout a crowd-pleaser.
• Tacos are always a good idea.
• I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with lots of cheese.
• Taco-bout a flavor explosion in my mouth!
• Tacos are the way to my heart.
• I never met a taco I didn’t like.
• Why settle for one taco when you can have three?
• Taco ’bout a mood-booster.
• I’m not a taco expert, but I’m working on it.
• Tacos are the reason I get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Taco Sayings part 2