Funny Spiderman Quotes

With great power comes great responsibility… and a knack for getting stuck in awkward situations!

Who needs a cape when you can swing through the city on webs?

Spider sense tingling… is it taco Tuesday?

Saving the world is great and all, but have you ever webbed up your alarm clock so it can’t wake you up in the morning?

I guess you could say I’m a master of ‘spin’… webs.

Life is full of battles, but at least I have a cool suit.

In a world full of villains, I’m just a friendly neighborhood spider.

I could show you some amazing tricks with my webs, but I don’t want to give away all my secrets.

Web-slinging through the city is my version of rush hour traffic.

Sometimes I wonder if being a superhero is just an elaborate excuse to wear spandex.

I’ve been called a wall crawler, a webhead, and even a bug man… but Spiderman has a nice ring to it.

I don’t always save the day, but when I do, it’s with style.

Being a hero means never having to worry about tangled headphone wires.

My secret to fighting crime? Dressing up like a spider and hoping for the best.

I used to have a fear of spiders… I guess you could say I conquered that fear in a big way.

Villains may come and go, but I’ll always be here to spin my webs.

Being a superhero has its benefits… like using my webs to steal the last slice of pizza.

Who needs a car when you can swing through skyscrapers like Tarzan?

I don’t always wear a mask, but when I do, it’s to protect my secret identity… and look super cool.

I’m not sure if it’s the suit or the spider powers, but I seem to attract more attention than I used to.

The great thing about being a spider-themed hero? Eight legs are definitely better than two.

Some people have a fear of heights… I have a fear of running out of web fluid.

They say the suit makes the man… in my case, the suit makes the spider.

There’s nothing like the feeling of wind in your face as you swing through the city at breakneck speeds.

I have a lot of responsibility as a superhero, but my number one priority is making sure my selfies look good.

Spiders may be small, but we pack a big punch… and a lot of webbing.

I guess you could say I have a talent for getting caught in sticky situations.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can… except maybe lay eggs.

You may have super strength, but can you stick to walls and make an awesome entrance?

I don’t need an alarm clock in the morning… the sound of car alarms and police sirens does the trick.

Responsible for catching criminals and rescuing kittens from trees… it really is a multi-tasking superhero gig.

I’m not afraid of the dark… but I am afraid of finding a spider in my shoe.

I’m not sure if it’s my super strength or my affinity for wearing spandex, but I’ve become quite popular with the ladies.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s… just me, doing my thing.

With great power comes great responsibility… but it also comes with some seriously cool moves.

The thing about living a double life is that it’s twice as exhausting.

If you’re looking for a hero, I’m your friendly neighborhood Spiderman… just don’t ask me to clean your windows.

I’ve saved the world so many times, I’ve lost count… but I always remember to bring snacks.

I may not have the most intimidating superpower, but I make up for it with witty one-liners.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words… well, my selfies are worth a million web-slings.

Flexibility is key when you’re swinging from skyscrapers… and when you’re trying to impress your yoga instructor.

I’ve battled some pretty fierce villains, but I have to say, nothing scares me more than running out of web fluid.

They say clothes make the man… in my case, clothes make me look like a spider… and a pretty awesome one at that.

One thing I’ve learned as a superhero is to always check for webbing in your hair after a long day of crime-fighting.

With great power comes great responsibility… and the ability to catch fruits mid-air with your web.