Funny Shot Sayings

• Here’s to the shot that made me forget what I had for breakfast!
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.
• I told myself I wouldn’t take any more shots, but then I remembered I’m a liar.
• I’m not saying I’m an alcoholic, but I did just take a shot of orange juice after my tequila shot.
• I have a shot glass that’s half full and half empty at the same time.
• Why take life seriously when you can take shots instead?
• The only shots I regret are the ones I didn’t take.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with lime and salt.
• Shots, shots, shots! Everyone!
• I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots to celebrate sobriety.
• Life is short, take the shot!
• I’m not saying I have a drinking problem, I’m saying I have a shot glass collection.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing for New Year’s Eve.
• A shot a day keeps the doctor away… because I’ll be too drunk to remember my appointment.
• I don’t need a chaser, I have courage.
• I don’t need therapy, I just need a shot.
• I’m not a bartender, but I play one on the weekends.
• Tequila makes my clothes fall off… or was that just a rumor?
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with friends.
• Life is too short for bad shots.
• I don’t need a reason to take a shot, but if you insist, it’s Tuesday.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots for science.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I make sure they’re 100 proof.
• I’m not saying I have a drinking problem, I’m saying I’m a professional shot taker.
• I don’t need a partner, I have a shot glass.
• I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol talking, but I think I love shots.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with a twist.
• Why take one shot when you can take five and call it a flight?
• I don’t need a glass half full, I need a shot glass half empty.
• I’m not saying I’m an alcoholic, but I have a PhD in taking shots.
• Shots are the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
• A shot a day keeps the doctor away.
• Shots, shots, shots, until we see spots.
• Shots for the shots.
• Why have one shot when you can have six?
• Do you believe in love at first shot, or should we take another?
• Drink, drank, drunk, shots, repeat.
• Tequila, it makes me happy, it makes me happy.
• The only bad shot is the one you didn’t take.
• Here’s to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
• Shots are like pizza, even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
• Let’s take shots and pretend it’s still the weekend.
• Life is too short to not take the shot.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots of confidence.
• Shots for the good times, shots for the bad.
• Friends don’t let friends take shots alone.
• Why take one shot when you can take a double?
• Tequila, lime, and sunshine.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings, but shots are for celebration.
• Shots, because adulting is hard.
• When life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.
• Let’s take a shot and talk about how much we hate taking shots.
• Shots, the universal language of celebration.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with friends.
• I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
• Shots, shots, shots – everybody!
• I’m not drinking to forget, I’m drinking to remember.
• Take a shot, it might be the only chance you get.
• Drink responsibly… or don’t, it’s your life.
• Tequila is not a bad decision, it’s just a decision.
• I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings.
• I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.
• I’ll stop drinking when I’m dead.
• I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just thirsty.
• The only thing I’m chasing is my next shot.
• Drink like a fish, swim like a mermaid.
• Life is short, take the shot.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just experiencing life in high definition.
• Alcohol: making you forget your problems for over 5,000 years.
• I drink to make other people interesting.
• Drinking is not a solution, but it can make you forget the problem.
• I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
• Why limit happy hour to just one hour?
• I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking cursive.
• You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
• Let’s drink like we’re still in college, but with a little more class.
• Drink up, buttercup.
• Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
• Drink until you forget how ugly you are.
• I’m not sure if I need a hug or a shot of whiskey.
• Alcohol: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying life with enthusiasm.
• Drinking doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
• I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.
• I never drink to excess, I just know my limits.
• Drink like there’s no tomorrow.
• Drinking is the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
• I don’t have a problem with alcohol, I have a problem without it.
• Let’s get drunk and forget we have jobs.
• Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
• I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional.
• Wine not?
• I’ll drink to that.
• Life is too short to drink bad wine.
• Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

Funny Shot Sayings part 2