Funny Shirt Quotes – Adding a Touch of Humor to Your Wardrobe

I may not be funny, but my shirt is!

Warning: Wearer may break out into spontaneous laughter.

I’m all about puns, so don’t be a ‘PUNk’!

I don’t need abs, I need kebabs!

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

I’m a dad, so I know all the best dad jokes.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Life is short, make it funny.

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies!

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

My shirt may be funny, but it’s also fashionably soft.

I don’t need a superhero, I just need a really good nap.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a sarcastic person.

I was normal three shirts ago.

I didn’t choose the funny shirt life, the funny shirt life chose me.

My shirt says ‘pretzel,’ but I’m feeling more like a nacho.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

I’m too rad for a boring shirt.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing to gravity’s beat.

No, I can’t fix your computer, but I can make you laugh!

My shirt is like a magnet for funny conversations.

If sarcasm was an Olympic sport, I’d take home the gold.

I run on coffee and inappropriate jokes.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition collector’s item.

I’m not shy, I’m just plotting your demise in my head.

I’m so cool, even my funny shirt laughs.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for future endeavors.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘still dreaming about pizza’ person.

I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.

I didn’t choose the funny shirt life, the funny shirt life chose me.

I don’t need a superhero, I just need a really good nap.

My shirt is like a magnet for hilarious conversations.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just masterfully tripping over invisible obstacles.

No, I can’t fix your computer, but I can fix your frown with a funny joke!

I’m too sassy for a boring shirt.

I was normal three shirts ago, but then I discovered humor.

I’m not a bad influence, I’m an acquired taste.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.

I didn’t choose the funny shirt life, the funny shirt life chose me.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my acrobatics.

No, I can’t fix your problems, but I can make you laugh!

I’m too funny for a boring shirt.