Funny Self Centered Quotes

I’m not self-centered, I’m just awesome.

I’m the center of the universe, everyone else is just orbiting me.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about myself, I’d be rich.

I’m so self-centered, I even have my own gravitational pull.

I’m not selfish, I just enjoy my own company more than anyone else’s.

I’m too busy loving myself to care about anyone else.

I might be self-centered, but at least I’m entertaining.

Me, myself, and I are the only ones who truly understand me.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just a one-man show.

I don’t need validation, I’m already the center of attention.

People say I have a big ego, but I just call it self-confidence.

I’m not self-centered, I just have a healthy love for myself.

I don’t share the spotlight, I am the spotlight.

I’m not self-centered, I just appreciate myself more than others.

I don’t need a fan club, I’m my own biggest fan.

I don’t need to be the life of the party, I am the party.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just the star of my own show.

I don’t take selfies, I take self-portraits.

I don’t need someone to complete me, I’m already perfect.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just practicing self-love.

I don’t need anyone else’s approval, I’m already my own biggest fan.

I’m not self-centered, I just shine brighter than everyone else.

I don’t need friends, I’m enough for myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just comfortable in my own skin.

I don’t need attention, attention needs me.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just the main character in my own story.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just too fabulous for everyone else.

I don’t chase after others, I’m the one they chase after.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just confident enough to know my own worth.

I don’t need compliments, my greatness speaks for itself.

I don’t need to be the center of attention, I already am.

I’m not self-centered, I just appreciate myself more than others.

I don’t need to pretend, I’m already the real deal.

I’m not self-centered, I just know my own value.

I don’t need to fit in, I stand out.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just too fabulous to care.

I don’t need others to validate me, I validate myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just too busy being myself.

I don’t need permission, I give it to myself.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just confident in my own skin.

I don’t take criticism, I take it as a compliment.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just too busy being awesome.

I don’t need a spotlight, I am the spotlight.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just too fabulous for mediocrity.

I don’t need to be liked, I’m already liked by myself.