Funny Scottish Sayings

It’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.

Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.

Lang may yer lum reek.

There’s nae such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothing.

Dinnae fash yersel.

Whit’s fur ye’ll no go past ye.

I’m as baffled as a coo in a cage.

Ye can tak’ a lassie tae the tap o’ the hill, but ye cannae make her drink.

Gie it laldy!

Yer bum’s oot the windae.

I’m fair puckled.

Don’t be a fash.

That’s like lookin’ fer a needle in a haystack.

He’s as sharp as a beachball.

Awa’ an bile yer heid.

She’s a bonnie lass.

It’s aw gone pear-shaped.

It’s a piece o’ cake.

It’s as easy as falling aff a log.

She’s a fine piece.

He’s as daft as a brush.

It’s a wee jobby.

He’s a right numpty.

It’s a boggin’ wee thing.

We’re a’ Jock Tamson’s bairns.

Lang may yer lum reek.

She’s a right skanky wee cow.

He’s as ugly as the back end o’ a bus.

Don’t be a numpty.

It’s a drookit day.

Ye cannae mak’ a silk purse oot o’ a sow’s lug.

It’s belterin’ doon.

Ye cannae teach an auld dog new tricks.

Nae danger!

She’s as miserable as sin.

It’s like pissin’ against the wind.

I’m in a wee bit of a pickle.

I’m as happy as a pig in mud.

It’s a pure stoater.

I’m up tae my oxters in it.

Don’t be a wee nyaff.

It’s a pure belter

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