Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.
Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, and I’ll laugh at you.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’
Friends come and go like waves in the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Friends are like potatoes – you can never have just one.
A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking, ‘If anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.’
A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.
Friends are therapists you can drink with.
Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.
Friends are like condoms. They protect you when the world wants to screw you over.
Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
You know you’re friends with someone when you can insult each other constantly and it’s all in good fun.
A true friend is someone who is always there to bail you out of jail, but a best friend is sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!’
Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people, together.
A friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a dead body.
A good friend listens to your adventures, but a best friend makes them with you.
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge people who aren’t friends.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.
A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do, and not be able to think of anything to say, and be comfortable in the silence.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same people you do.
A good friend can finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, but make it sound dirty.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that!
A true friend is someone who is always there during the ups and downs, I’m lucky to have friends like that!
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you ice cream, which is pretty much the same thing when you’re with your friends.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours. But that’s why we’re best friends!
Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone, so let’s be stupid together!
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
I don’t need a superhero movie. I have my friends to save the day!
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