Age is just a number, until you can’t remember what number it is.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I’m not aging, I’m just increasing in value.
Wrinkles are just laughter lines, proving that you’ve lived a life full of laughter.
You know you’re getting old when you bend down to tie your shoe and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re cheese or wine.
I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.
You know you’re getting old when you start pulling faces and they don’t go back to normal.
Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you when you least expect it.
Aging gracefully is just pretending you’re happy when you wake up with aches and pains.
I don’t need Botox, I have grandchildren to keep me young.
Forget about the dog, it’s the years in your life that count.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.
Age is a matter of how you feel, and I feel like a kid on a roller coaster.
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
Old enough to know better, young enough to still try it.
I may be older, but I can still blame it on the youth.
Age is not an accomplishment, it’s just a reminder of how long you’ve been around.
I’m not getting old, I’m getting more valuable.
I don’t intend to grow old gracefully, I plan to have a wild and reckless old age.
Life would be much easier if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Getting older is like climbing a mountain: the higher you get, the more tired and out of breath you become.
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than the cake.
Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you’ve put in.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But if you mind, it matters a lot.
I don’t want to age gracefully, I want to kick, scream, and fight every step of the way!
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. I choose to stay forever young.
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
I refuse to think of myself as old. I’m just a young person with a lot of experience.
Age is an abstract concept invented by people who can’t handle the fact that time keeps moving forward.
The advantage of old age is that you have many people to talk about life with, but nobody expects you to remember their names.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper – the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
Old age is like a fine wine – it only gets better with time, but it might give you a headache in the morning.
You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of the places you’ve been.
I don’t mind getting older, but I do mind being called old.
The best way to stay young is to keep doing the things you loved as a kid. So, who’s up for a game of tag?
I’m not old, I’m vintage, with a little patina.
Age is like underwear – it’s best when it doesn’t show.
I’m not aging, I’m just upgrading to a newer model.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. So, who wants to go get ice cream?
Being old is like being on a roller coaster – some days you’re up, some days you’re down, and some days you just want to throw up.