Funny Poop Quotes

Some people clean their houses, I clean my colon.

Don’t take life too seriously, it’s full of shit anyways.

If life hands you lemons, make poop jokes.

I poop my pants, therefore I am.

Flush away your worries and let the poop flow.

Poop happens, embrace it.

A good poop is like winning the lottery.

Life’s too short to have constipation.

Poop jokes are a solid choice.

Poop is the universal language of hilarity.

Don’t be ashamed of your poop stories, share them with pride.

Life is a journey, and sometimes that journey leads to the bathroom.

When life gets messy, just remember that poop is temporary.

Poop is like a surprise party, you never know when it’s gonna happen.

A fart is just a poop’s way of saying hello.

Don’t be afraid to let the poop out, it’s a natural bodily function.

Poop is a great equalizer, it doesn’t discriminate.

In the game of life, poop is the wild card.

Poop is nature’s way of keeping us humble.

Life is too short to hold in your farts.

The key to happiness is a healthy poop.

Poop is the secret ingredient to a funny story.

Everyone poops, but not everyone can make it funny.

If laughter is the best medicine, then poop jokes are the placebo.

Poop is like a little gift from your digestive system.

Sometimes all you need is a good poop to turn your day around.

Poop is the unsung hero of the bathroom.

Don’t be shy, let your poop flag fly.

When life gets tough, remember that poop is just a flush away.

Poop is the great equalizer, it doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor.

Poop is nature’s way of telling you to take a break.

Laughter is contagious, especially when it comes to poop jokes.

Poop is like a magic trick, it disappears in a flash.

A day without laughter is like a day without poop jokes.

Poop is the punctuation mark to a good meal.

Life is too short to take poop jokes for granted.

Poop is like a surprise party for your toilet.

Poop is the ultimate icebreaker, just don’t break the ice in the toilet.

Don’t let life’s troubles constipate your happiness.

Poop is the unsung hero of the digestive system.

When life gets messy, remember that poop is just a flush away.

A good poop is like a breath of fresh air for your intestines.

Don’t be afraid to make a splash in the bathroom.

Poop is the ultimate unifier, we all do it.

When life gets tough, just remember that poop is temporary, but laughter is forever.