50 Hilarious Moonshine Sayings to Lighten your Spirits

I can’t remember if it was the moonshine or the cornbread that made me do it.
Good moonshine is like a good woman: it takes time to appreciate the finer things.
Moonshine: liquid courage for those who dare to drink it.
Drink enough moonshine and you’ll be seeing stars on the ground.
If at first, you don’t succeed, try moonshine.
Moonshine: the nectar of the backwoods gods.
Moonshine: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I don’t always drink moonshine, but when I do, I prefer to drink it straight from the jar.
Moonshine: when life gives you lemons, make some shine.
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just a connoisseur of moonshine.
Moonshine: the only drink that’ll put hair on your chest and take it off your head.
Moonshine: the only thing stronger than its aroma is its kick.
Drink moonshine responsibly, or just pretend to.
They say moonshine will make you blind, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
Moonshine: the best way to forget about tomorrow is to start drinking today.
Moonshine: because sometimes beer just isn’t strong enough.
Moonshine: making memories one jar at a time.
Moonshine: the elixir of the South.
I didn’t choose the moonshine life, the moonshine life chose me.
Moonshine: the drink that’s not afraid to take you down a peg or two.
Drink moonshine like it’s your last day on earth, but please don’t let it be.
If you can’t handle the moonshine, get out of the still house.
Moonshine: it’s not just for sipping, it’s for living.
Moonshine: the drink that made the South rise again.
Moonshine: it’s not just alcohol, it’s a way of life.
There’s nothing wrong with a little moonshine, unless you’re allergic to having fun.
Moonshine: it’s like liquid gold, only stronger.
Moonshine: it’s not just a drink, it’s a tradition.
Moonshine: the original social lubricant.
Drink moonshine and keep the legends alive.
Moonshine: the drink of choice for those who want to forget yesterday and conquer tomorrow.
If you think moonshine is strong, you should meet the people who drink it.
Moonshine: it’s like a punch in the face, only with a smoother finish.
Moonshine: the drink that’s always there when you need it, and sometimes when you don’t.
Moonshine: it’s not just a drink, it’s a rite of passage.
Drink moonshine and make your ancestors proud.
Moonshine: it’s like a little piece of the South in every sip.
Moonshine: the cure for everything that ails you, except for sobriety.
If you haven’t tried moonshine, you’re missing out on life’s greatest adventure.
Moonshine: because sometimes you just need a kick in the pants.
Moonshine: the drink that’s not for the faint of heart, or liver.
Moonshine is like a good book, one sip and you can’t put it down.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Life is too short for bad moonshine.
Moonshine, the original social lubricant.
You know it’s good moonshine when it burns twice.
Moonshine: where history and hooch collide.
The best things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Moonshine qualifies on all three counts.
If you can’t find your way to the moonshine, it’ll find its way to you.
The only thing better than a sip of moonshine is a jar of moonshine.
I don’t always drink moonshine, but when I do, I prefer it homemade.
Moonshine: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
If life gives you lemons, make moonshine.
Moonshine is the original farm-to-table spirit.
Moonshine: the original artisanal craft spirit.
Drink moonshine and forget your troubles.
Moonshine: the forbidden fruit of the backwoods.
A little moonshine goes a long way.
Moonshine: the nectar of the hills.
Moonshine: because sometimes you need a little liquid courage.
Moonshine: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Moonshine: the cure for what ails ya.
Moonshine: the original Appalachian medicine.
A jar of moonshine a day keeps the doctor away.
Moonshine: the original southern hospitality.
Drink moonshine responsibly. Or not. It’s your liver.
Moonshine: the original artisanal beverage.
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just passionate about my moonshine.
Moonshine: the only drink that doubles as a cologne.
Sippin’ on a little homemade happiness.
Moonshine: because life’s too short to drink boring drinks.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can make your own moonshine.
Moonshine: the official drink of rednecks everywhere.
I don’t always drink moonshine, but when I do, I prefer my own.
Moonshine: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
A sip of moonshine a day keeps the doctor away.
Moonshine: the drink that makes you feel like you’re living off the land.
I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling my moonshine.
Moonshine: the drink that puts hair on your chest and burns it off your back.
When life gives you corn, make moonshine.
Moonshine: the drink that started the party in your mouth and never left.
I drink moonshine because I can’t afford good whiskey.
Moonshine: liquid courage for the adventurous soul.
Who needs a bartender when you have a moonshiner?
Moonshine: the drink that tastes like rebellion.
Don’t drink and drive, drink moonshine and ride.
Moonshine: the drink that makes you feel like you’re breaking the law without actually breaking it.
A little bit of moonshine goes a long way… straight to your head.
If life gives you lemons, make moonshine lemonade.
Moonshine: the drink that makes you feel like you’re drinking history.
Moonshine: the only drink that can make you feel like a cowboy and a gangster at the same time.
A glass of moonshine a day keeps the doctor in business.
Moonshine: because you can’t spell ‘fun’ without ‘n-u-n’…wait, what?
A little bit of moonshine is like a lot of other things…it’s never enough.
Moonshine: the original way to recycle corn.
When life gives you grapes, make wine. When life gives you corn, make moonshine.
Moonshine: the drink that’s not afraid to burn bridges.
I don’t always drink moonshine, but when I do, I prefer to share it with friends.
Moonshine: the drink that puts hair on your chest and takes it off your head.
If at first you don’t succeed, try moonshine instead.

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