Funny Koozie Koozie Sayings

1. Cold beer, warm hands, hot mess.
2. No beer left behind.
3. Beer is always the answer.
4. Chill out, have a beer.
5. Life is brewtiful.
6. In beer we trust.
7. Sip happens.
8. I’d tap that.
9. I’m not drunk, I’m just resting my eyes.
10. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin (with a twist)
11. My blood type is IPA-positive.
12. Save water, drink beer.
13. Good people drink good beer.
14. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie.
15. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
16. Beer me, please.
17. A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
18. Friends don’t let friends drink warm beer.
19. If at first you don’t succeed, beer.
20. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer always makes me happy.
21. The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.
22. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. With a beer.
23. Koozies keep drinks cold and hands warm, just like hugs.
24. Life is better with a cold beer and good company.
25. Beer makes everything better.
26. Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
27. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for beer time.
28. Life is short, drink the good beer first.
29. Beer: Because sometimes one cold one isn’t enough.
30. A cold beer and a warm fire, the perfect combination.
31. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee or beer person.
32. I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
33. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie.
34. Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.
35. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close.
36. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since ancient times.
37. Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson (with a twist)
38. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
39. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style with a koozie.
40. There’s always room for one more beer.
41. Beer is like duct tape, it fixes everything.
42. It’s always beer o’clock somewhere.
43. Beer: Because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
44. Beer: The original social network.
45. I’d rather have a beer belly than a six-pack.
46. Beer: The solution to all of life’s problems.
47. Beer: Liquid gold.
48. Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
49. Beer: Because sometimes whiskey just isn’t appropriate.
50. I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.
51. Beer: The reason I have weekends.
52. Beer: My one true love.
53. Life is too short for bad beer.
54. Beer: The answer to all of life’s tough questions.
55. Drinks well with others
56. Born to be wild, but only until 9 pm
57. I’m outdoorsy…I drink beer on patios
58. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
59. Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods
60. In dog beers, I’ve only had one
61. Life is brewtiful
62. Don’t worry, beer happy
63. Save water, drink beer
64. Beer is the answer…I don’t remember the question
65. Beer me
66. Drinking beer, taking naps, it’s a tough life
67. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to be wearing a koozie
68. I can’t adult today, I need a beer
69. Beer makes me hoppy
70. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for drinking beer later
71. Trust me, you can dance – beer
72. I have a degree in drinking beer
73. I’m a beer enthusiast
74. Life is too short to drink bad beer
75. Can’t handle the heat? Get out of the sun.
76. Beers, beaches, and koozies – what more do you need?
77. Don’t worry, beer happy.
78. Cold drinks, warm heart.
79. Life is too short to drink warm beer.
80. Beer me up, Scotty.
81. Good vibes and cold drinks.
82. Sip happens.
83. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.
84. The perfect cure for a hot summer day – an ice-cold beer and a koozie.
85. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be cold.
86. I’m outdoorsy…I drink beer on patios.
87. In beer we trust.
88. Life’s a beach, so grab a koozie and chill.
89. I may be left-handed, but I’m always right when it comes to cold drinks.
90. Beer, it’s what’s for dinner.
91. My blood type is IPA-positive.
92. I’m not drunk, I’m just hydrated.
93. My koozie brings all the boys to the yard.
94. I don’t always drink beer from a koozie, but when I do, I prefer a cold one.
95. Keep calm and koozie on.
96. I have a drinking problem…I can’t find my koozie.
97. Cold beer, warm fire, and good company.
98. I’m just here for the beer and the koozie collection.

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