Funny Frog Frog Sayings

  • I’m not slimy, I’m just froggy.
  • Frog legs are a delicacy, but I’m keeping mine.
  • Hoppy to be me!
  • I’m not a prince, but I’m still charming.
  • Leapin’ lizards, I’m a frog!
  • Frogs have more fun.
  • I croak under pressure.
  • Toad-ally awesome.
  • I don’t always jump, but when I do, I do it with style.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
  • My pad, my rules.
  • Hoppin’ into your heart.
  • Kiss me, I’m a frog.
  • Froggin’ around.
  • Feeling frog-tastic today.
  • I may be small, but I’m mighty.
  • Life is better when you’re green.
  • Green is the new black.
  • I’m not a tadpole anymore.
  • Catch me if you can.
  • Froggin’ up the wrong tree.
  • Don’t mess with the frog.
  • I’m so cool, I’m cold-blooded.
  • I’m a hop star.
  • Froggin’ on the weekends.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
  • I don’t always croak, but when I do, it’s to say hello.
  • Frogs never get lost, we always know where our pad is.
  • I’m a little frog in a big pond.
  • Jumping through life one leap at a time.
  • I’m not just a frog, I’m a superstar.
  • A hop and a skip away from greatness.
  • I’m not green with envy, I’m just green.
  • Froggin’ loveable.
  • Hop on over and say hello.
  • I’m the prince of the pond.
  • I’m not small, I’m just the perfect size.
  • I’m not a toad, I’m a frog.
  • Life is too short to not jump around.
  • Frogs never forget to have fun.
  • I’m not slimy, I’m just smooth.
  • I’m a frog in a world of tadpoles.
  • Froggin’ amazing.
  • I’m not high maintenance, I’m just a frog.
  • I may be small, but I’ve got a big personality.
  • Hop to it!
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a superhero in disguise.
  • Frogs are nature’s acrobats.
  • I’m the top frog in my pond.
  • I’m not afraid to get my feet wet.
  • I’m not just a frog, I’m a leap of faith.
  • Froggin’ unstoppable.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a rare gem.
  • I’m not green with envy, I’m just a frog.
  • Frogs are the life of the pond.
  • I’m not just any frog, I’m a superstar.
  • I’m not a toad, I’m a prince in disguise.
  • I’m the master of the lily pad.
  • I’m not slimy, I’m just moist.
  • Frogs have it easy, they can eat whatever bugs them.
  • What do you call a frog that’s always on the phone? A telefrog.
  • Hoppy to be here!
  • I kissed a frog and he turned into a prince…just kidding, he turned into a frog burger.
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy.
  • Toad-ally awesome.
  • I toad you I love you.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a prince in disguise.
  • Frog hair, don’t care.
  • What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A froink.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for hopping.
  • Life’s too short to not be a little bit froggy.
  • Frogs are green with envy…because they can’t eat pizza.
  • Why did the frog call his insurance company? He jumped the pond and got in a fender bender.
  • A frog walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The loan officer asks for collateral and the frog pulls out a ceramic figurine. Confused, the loan officer asks what it is and the frog replies, ‘It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.’
  • What do you call a frog that’s a karate expert? A jumpy chop.
  • I’m not a tadpole anymore, I’m a frog with a job and a mortgage.
  • I’m not sure if I’m a frog or a prince…I keep getting mixed up.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just taking a frog break.
  • What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he ain’t coming.
  • I’m not slimy, I’m just well-hydrated.
  • Ribbiting news, folks.
  • What do you call a frog that loves to party? A jumpin’ jamboree.
  • A frog goes to the bank to deposit a check and the teller asks if he wants to open a savings account. The frog replies, ‘No thanks, just put it on my lily pad.’
  • I’m not a prince, but I do have some pretty good frog dance moves.
  • What did one frog say to the other? Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a smooth operator.
  • Why did the frog take a break from hopping? He was feeling a little jumpy.
  • I’m not green with envy, I’m just green.
  • What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A hare-raising experience.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m just frog-tastic.
  • Frogs are the original eco-warriors. They reduce, reuse, and recycle.
  • Why did the frog go to the hypnotist? He wanted to quit smoking flies.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a professional hopper.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a French prince. Le Ribbit.
  • What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog.
  • I’m not a frog, I’m a green machine.
  • What do you call a frog that’s a DJ? A ribbit-ting mix master.
  • Frogs are just like people, only jumpier.
  • A day without frogs is like a day without hop.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, said the frog.

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