- Cold beer, warm hands, hot mess.
- No beer left behind.
- Beer is always the answer.
- Chill out, have a beer.
- Life is brewtiful.
- In beer we trust.
- Sip happens.
- I’d tap that.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just resting my eyes.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin (with a twist)
- My blood type is IPA-positive.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Good people drink good beer.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- Beer me, please.
- A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
- Friends don’t let friends drink warm beer.
- If at first you don’t succeed, beer.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer always makes me happy.
- The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. With a beer.
- Koozies keep drinks cold and hands warm, just like hugs.
- Life is better with a cold beer and good company.
- Beer makes everything better.
- Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for beer time.
- Life is short, drink the good beer first.
- Beer: Because sometimes one cold one isn’t enough.
- A cold beer and a warm fire, the perfect combination.
- I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee or beer person.
- I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie.
- Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close.
- Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since ancient times.
- Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson (with a twist)
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style with a koozie.
- There’s always room for one more beer.
- Beer is like duct tape, it fixes everything.
- It’s always beer o’clock somewhere.
- Beer: Because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
- Beer: The original social network.
- I’d rather have a beer belly than a six-pack.
- Beer: The solution to all of life’s problems.
- Beer: Liquid gold.
- Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Beer: Because sometimes whiskey just isn’t appropriate.
- I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.
- Beer: The reason I have weekends.
- Beer: My one true love.
- Life is too short for bad beer.
- Beer: The answer to all of life’s tough questions.
- Drinks well with others
- Born to be wild, but only until 9 pm
- I’m outdoorsy…I drink beer on patios
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
- Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one
- Life is brewtiful
- Don’t worry, beer happy
- Save water, drink beer
- Beer is the answer…I don’t remember the question
- Beer me
- Drinking beer, taking naps, it’s a tough life
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to be wearing a koozie
- I can’t adult today, I need a beer
- Beer makes me hoppy
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for drinking beer later
- Trust me, you can dance – beer
- I have a degree in drinking beer
- I’m a beer enthusiast
- Life is too short to drink bad beer
- Can’t handle the heat? Get out of the sun.
- Beers, beaches, and koozies – what more do you need?
- Don’t worry, beer happy.
- Cold drinks, warm heart.
- Life is too short to drink warm beer.
- Beer me up, Scotty.
- Good vibes and cold drinks.
- Sip happens.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.
- The perfect cure for a hot summer day – an ice-cold beer and a koozie.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be cold.
- I’m outdoorsy…I drink beer on patios.
- In beer we trust.
- Life’s a beach, so grab a koozie and chill.
- I may be left-handed, but I’m always right when it comes to cold drinks.
- Beer, it’s what’s for dinner.
- My blood type is IPA-positive.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just hydrated.
- My koozie brings all the boys to the yard.
- I don’t always drink beer from a koozie, but when I do, I prefer a cold one.
- Keep calm and koozie on.
- I have a drinking problem…I can’t find my koozie.
- Cold beer, warm fire, and good company.
- I’m just here for the beer and the koozie collection.

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