Funny Joe Biden Quotes

You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Joe Biden

Life is too short to waste on bad hair days. – Joe Biden

If you’re feeling blue, just paint yourself a different color. – Joe Biden

Age is just a number, but being awesome is forever. – Joe Biden

Why be normal when you can be extraordinary? – Joe Biden

I may be Vice President, but I still have to take out the trash. – Joe Biden

Laughter is the best medicine, especially when you’re in a political debate. – Joe Biden

You can’t please everyone, but you can sure have fun trying. – Joe Biden

Life is like a box of chocolates, except when it’s a bowl of ice cream. – Joe Biden

If life gives you lemons, make a margarita. – Joe Biden

I’m not a comedian, but I play one on TV. – Joe Biden

Sometimes you just have to dance like nobody’s watching, even if everybody is. – Joe Biden

If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed, at least be the funniest. – Joe Biden

Wherever I go, my sense of humor follows. – Joe Biden

I may not have all the answers, but I definitely have all the jokes. – Joe Biden

In politics, it’s better to make people laugh than cry. – Joe Biden

If you’re going to make a mistake, make sure it’s a funny one. – Joe Biden

My goal in life is to have as many laughs as wrinkles. – Joe Biden

You can’t take life too seriously, otherwise you’ll never get out alive. – Joe Biden

I may not be the smartest, but I sure can crack a good joke. – Joe Biden

I believe in two things: laughter and ice cream. – Joe Biden

You can’t control the world, but you can control how many jokes you tell. – Joe Biden

Don’t worry about the haters, just keep making ’em laugh. – Joe Biden

If you’re going to stumble, do it with a smile. – Joe Biden

I may be Vice President, but I’m the clown of the office. – Joe Biden

I’m not afraid to laugh at myself, even if it means being the punchline. – Joe Biden

Life is too short for boring speeches and serious faces. – Joe Biden

If you can’t find something to laugh about, you’re not looking hard enough. – Joe Biden

My secret to success? A good joke and a bright tie. – Joe Biden

I’m not a stand-up comedian, but I can definitely make people stand up and laugh. – Joe Biden

Laughter is contagious, so I’m spreading the love. – Joe Biden

I may not be the funniest guy in the room, but I’m definitely the silliest. – Joe Biden

Sometimes you just have to laugh at the absurdity of it all. – Joe Biden

I may not have all the answers, but at least I have a sense of humor. – Joe Biden

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll do it for you. – Joe Biden

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think ice cream comes pretty close. – Joe Biden

Life is a party, and I’m the dance floor. – Joe Biden

You can’t spell ‘funny’ without ‘Biden’. – Joe Biden

I may not be a comedian, but I’m definitely the funniest Vice President. – Joe Biden

I don’t always tell jokes, but when I do, they’re hilarious. – Joe Biden

Laughter is the universal language, so let’s all have a good chuckle. – Joe Biden

I may not be the President, but I can still keep you entertained. – Joe Biden

They say laughter is the best form of communication, so let’s talk funny. – Joe Biden

You can’t win ’em all, but you can definitely make ’em laugh. – Joe Biden

Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so let’s have a good laugh together. – Joe Biden