Funny Jim Carrey Quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I’m gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’

You know, when you’re first starting out to be an actor, I’d say the first three years you feel like an imposter. You feel like you’re faking it. Any success you have is luck, and the fact that people don’t kick you out of rehearsal is an absolute joke and you’re just waiting until they find out that you’re a fraud.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Nobody knows what they’re doing. Deep down, most people are just faking it until they figure it out.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

Being in the moment means letting go of control, and allowing myself to surprise myself.

You know, I just think that art is the ability to allow yourself to be surprised. And when you surprise yourself, you surprise yourself, and that’s half the battle.

I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.

You know, you can fail at what you don’t want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

The best way to get approval is not to need it.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting.

I really believe in, you know, creating a gateway for people to express themselves.

I’m a deeply religious non-believer. This is a somewhat new kind of religion.

Before I do anything, I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

I refuse to worry about something unless there’s something I can do about it.

I’m the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it’s still about the work.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.

I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it.

You know, the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’

You know, when you’re first starting out to be an actor, I’d say the first three years you feel like an imposter. You feel like you’re faking it. Any success you have is luck, and the fact that people don’t kick you out of rehearsal is an absolute joke and you’re just waiting until they find out that you’re a fraud.

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!

You know, I just think that art is the ability to allow yourself to be surprised. And when you surprise yourself, you surprise yourself, and that’s half the battle.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I’m gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

Being in the moment means letting go of control, and allowing myself to surprise myself.

Nobody knows what they’re doing. Deep down, most people are just faking it until they figure it out.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.

Wal-Marts… This is the kind of place you see with roller skates on the bottom. At least at airports, you have tons of transportation.

You know, the one thing I like better than playing a bad guy, is playing a bad guy who thinks he’s good, or a good guy who thinks he’s bad.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

The best way to get approval is not to need it.

Everything is fleeting. Everything is really lacking permanence.

I think everyone should be able to go to sleep at night and not worry about what their elected officials are doing.

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