Funny Halloween Sayings For Signs

1. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
2. Eat, drink, and be scary!
3. Witch better have my candy!
4. I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!
5. Boo to you from our crew!
6. If you’ve got it, haunt it!
7. Zombies only want you for your brain.
8. Ghouls just wanna have fun!
9. Hocus Pocus, I need coffee to focus.
10. Ghosts were people too, until they did something bad.
11. Something wicked this way comes.
12. Too cute to spook.
13. I’m here for the boos.
14. Boo-yah! It’s Halloween!
15. I’m a Halloweenaholic.
16. I’m here for the candy, not the costumes.
17. Ghosted by my diet, hello Halloween candy.
18. The only thing we have to fear is running out of candy.
19. Halloween is not a day, it’s a lifestyle.
20. Zombies ate my neighbors.
21. The witches are in, come on in.
22. Creepin’ it real this Halloween.
23. Fangs for the memories!
24. Don’t make me call my flying monkeys.
25. Trick or treat, give me something good to eat, if you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll TP your house with underwear!
26. I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m afraid of running out of candy.
27. The monster mash is my jam!
28. Witchful thinking.
29. Happy Halloween, witches!
30. This witch can be bribed with candy.
31. My broomstick runs on coffee.
32. I’m here for the boos and the booze.
33. I’m not a morning person, unless it’s Halloween.
34. Boo-lieve in ghosts.
35. I’m not a zombie, I just need coffee.
36. Halloween is the most spook-tacular time of the year!
37. I’m just here for the graveyard smash.
38. All the best monsters are human.
39. Witch way to the candy?
40. It’s Halloween, witches!
41. I’m a little batty this time of year.
42. I’m a monster, what’s your excuse?
43. I’m the ghost with the most.
44. Let’s get spooky!
45. Keep calm and put a spell on.
46. All dressed up with no place to ghost.
47. Happy Howl-oween!
48. I’m a happy haunt.
49. I’m a boo-tiful mess.
50. I’m not short, I’m just concentrated evil.
51. Caution! Zombies crossing.
52. I’m not lazy, I’m just in a Halloween hangover.
53. I’m here for the treats, not the tricks.
54. I’m a Halloweenie!
55. Pumpkin spice and everything spooky.
56. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
57. I’m a little batty, but I clean up nicely.
58. I’m a Halloween fanatic, I’m allowed to be bat shit crazy.
59. I’m just here for the pumpkins and the pie.
60. I’m a boo-tiful disaster.
61. I’m here for the boos.
62. Don’t make me get my broomstick.
63. Free broom rides – one way only!
64. You’re never too old to trick-or-treat (or steal candy from your kids).
65. Boo to you from our crew.
66. Keep calm and carry a wand.
67. Caution: Ghost crossing.
68. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about Halloween.
69. Eat, drink, and be scary.
70. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
71. Witch, please!
72. Trick or treat yourself.
73. I put a spell on you.
74. I’m here for the candy, not the costumes.
75. Don’t be a scaredy-cat.
76. If the broom fits, ride it.
77. Ghouls just want to have fun.
78. Happy haunting!
79. Boo-tiful.
80. Beware of werewolves, witches, and weirdos.
81. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
82. Fangs for the memories.
83. Creepin’ it real.
84. Zombies ate my neighbors.
85. Don’t be a basic witch.
86. I’m just here for the Halloween snacks.
87. Witch better have my candy.
88. Pumpkin spice and everything spooky.
89. Ghosts have a lot of spirit.
90. Witch way to the candy?
91. I’m just here for the boos, brews, and booze.
92. Hocus pocus, let’s get spooky.
93. Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there, even if you’re dressed as a mummy.
94. Have a fa-BOO-lous Halloween.
95. This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
96. Halloween is a lifestyle, not just a holiday.
97. Don’t be a scaredy-bat.
98. I’m a Halloweenaholic.
99. Beware of the hauntingly good treats.
100. I’m just here for the pumpkin carving and spooky movies.

Funny Halloween Sayings For Signs part 2