- Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
- Eat, drink, and be scary!
- Witch better have my candy!
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!
- Boo to you from our crew!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it!
- Zombies only want you for your brain.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun!
- Hocus Pocus, I need coffee to focus.
- Ghosts were people too, until they did something bad.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Too cute to spook.
- I’m here for the boos.
- Boo-yah! It’s Halloween!
- I’m a Halloweenaholic.
- I’m here for the candy, not the costumes.
- Ghosted by my diet, hello Halloween candy.
- The only thing we have to fear is running out of candy.
- Halloween is not a day, it’s a lifestyle.
- Zombies ate my neighbors.
- The witches are in, come on in.
- Creepin’ it real this Halloween.
- Fangs for the memories!
- Don’t make me call my flying monkeys.
- Trick or treat, give me something good to eat, if you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll TP your house with underwear!
- I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m afraid of running out of candy.
- The monster mash is my jam!
- Witchful thinking.
- Happy Halloween, witches!
- This witch can be bribed with candy.
- My broomstick runs on coffee.
- I’m here for the boos and the booze.
- I’m not a morning person, unless it’s Halloween.
- Boo-lieve in ghosts.
- I’m not a zombie, I just need coffee.
- Halloween is the most spook-tacular time of the year!
- I’m just here for the graveyard smash.
- All the best monsters are human.
- Witch way to the candy?
- It’s Halloween, witches!
- I’m a little batty this time of year.
- I’m a monster, what’s your excuse?
- I’m the ghost with the most.
- Let’s get spooky!
- Keep calm and put a spell on.
- All dressed up with no place to ghost.
- Happy Howl-oween!
- I’m a happy haunt.
- I’m a boo-tiful mess.
- I’m not short, I’m just concentrated evil.
- Caution! Zombies crossing.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just in a Halloween hangover.
- I’m here for the treats, not the tricks.
- I’m a Halloweenie!
- Pumpkin spice and everything spooky.
- It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- I’m a little batty, but I clean up nicely.
- I’m a Halloween fanatic, I’m allowed to be bat shit crazy.
- I’m just here for the pumpkins and the pie.
- I’m a boo-tiful disaster.
- I’m here for the boos.
- Don’t make me get my broomstick.
- Free broom rides – one way only!
- You’re never too old to trick-or-treat (or steal candy from your kids).
- Boo to you from our crew.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Caution: Ghost crossing.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about Halloween.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- Witch, please!
- Trick or treat yourself.
- I put a spell on you.
- I’m here for the candy, not the costumes.
- Don’t be a scaredy-cat.
- If the broom fits, ride it.
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- Happy haunting!
- Boo-tiful.
- Beware of werewolves, witches, and weirdos.
- Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
- Fangs for the memories.
- Creepin’ it real.
- Zombies ate my neighbors.
- Don’t be a basic witch.
- I’m just here for the Halloween snacks.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Pumpkin spice and everything spooky.
- Ghosts have a lot of spirit.
- Witch way to the candy?
- I’m just here for the boos, brews, and booze.
- Hocus pocus, let’s get spooky.
- Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there, even if you’re dressed as a mummy.
- Have a fa-BOO-lous Halloween.
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- Halloween is a lifestyle, not just a holiday.
- Don’t be a scaredy-bat.
- I’m a Halloweenaholic.
- Beware of the hauntingly good treats.
- I’m just here for the pumpkin carving and spooky movies.
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