Funny Golf Sayings For Good Luck

• May your shots be straighter than your jokes.
• Keep your head down and your spirits up.
• May the golf gods be with you.
• May the birdies be plentiful and the bogeys be few.
• Grip it and rip it, and may the best golfer win.
• May your drives be long and your putts be short.
• Hit it hard, aim for the stars, and hope for the best.
• May your round be as smooth as a well-groomed green.
• Remember, it’s not the size of your swing, it’s how you use it.
• May your divots be deep and your mulligans be plentiful.
• Keep calm and tee off.
• May your balls always land on the green and your drinks always be cold.
• May your round be filled with birdies, eagles, and lots of laughs.
• Drive for show, putt for dough.
• May your shots be as straight as your hairline.
• May your golf cart always have enough gas and your scorecard always have enough birdies.
• May your clubs be your best friends and your swing your secret weapon.
• May your handicap be low and your confidence high.
• May your drives be as long as your dreams and your putts be as short as your temper.
• May your game be as smooth as a finely crafted iron.
• May your golf bag be light and your wallet heavy.
• May the wind be at your back and the sun on your face.
• May your chips be crispy and your birdies be aplenty.
• May your golf balls always find the fairway and your jokes always find the mark.
• May your round be as refreshing as a cold beer on a hot day.
• May your putts break like a snake and your drives be as straight as an arrow.
• May your round be filled with lots of laughs and lots of pars.
• May your swing be smooth and your balls be plentiful.
• May your tee shots be long, your approach shots be precise, and your putts be true.
• May your golf game be as polished as your shoes.
• May your golf game be as strong as your grip.
• May your golf balls always find the cup and your spirits always be high.
• May your swing be as sweet as a well-struck shot.
• May your golf game be as flawless as your fashion sense.
• May your golf game be as hot as the weather.
• May your golf game be as smooth as a good scotch.
• May your golf game be as strong as your coffee.
• May your golf game be as strong as your personality.
• May your golf game be as sharp as your wit.
• May your golf game be as solid as your handshake.
• May your golf game be as focused as a laser.
• May your golf game be as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel.
• May your golf game be as consistent as the sunrise.
• May your golf game be as unbreakable as your spirit.
• May your golf game be as dynamic as your personality.
• May your golf game be as smooth as a good bourbon.
• May your golf game be as satisfying as a good meal.
• May your golf game be as strong as your faith.
• May your drives be straighter than a ruler.
• May your putts roll in like a breeze.
• May your scorecard look like a work of art.
• May your bunker shots be as smooth as butter.
• May your golf bag be light and your wallet heavy.
• May your divots be small and your birdies many.
• May your swing be as smooth as silk and your balls fly like eagles.
• May your approach shots land softly on the green like a feather.
• May your golf game be as refreshing as a cold drink on a hot day.
• May your drives be long and straight, and your beer be cold and refreshing.
• May your golf ball find the cup as easily as a moth finds a light.
• May your golf game be as strong as your grip.
• May your chips be crispy and your putts be smooth.
• May your golf game be as effortless as a Sunday afternoon nap.
• May your golf swing be as natural as breathing.
• May your golf game be as effortless as a hole-in-one.
• May your drives be powerful and your putts precise.
• May your golf game be as easy as falling off a log.
• May your golf shots be like arrows finding their mark.
• May your golf game be as sweet as a hole-in-one.
• May your golf game be as smooth as a well-oiled machine.
• May your golf ball find the fairway like a needle in a haystack.
• May your golf game be as steady as a heartbeat.
• May your golf shots be as accurate as a GPS.
• May your golf game be as satisfying as a cold beer after a long round.
• May your golf shots be as true as the North Star.
• May your golf game be as consistent as the sunrise.
• May your drives be as powerful as a freight train.
• May your golf game be as accurate as a sharpshooter.
• May your golf game be as reliable as a Swiss watch.
• May your golf shots be as pure as the driven snow.
• May your golf game be as consistent as a metronome.
• May your golf game be as strong as a charging bull.
• May your golf shots be as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel.
• May your golf game be as effortless as a walk in the park.
• May your golf game be as effortless as a bird taking flight.
• May your golf shots be as smooth as a river flowing.
• May your golf game be as strong as an ox.
• May your golf shots be as soft as a whisper.
• May your golf game be as reliable as the sunrise.
• May your golf game be as consistent as a drumbeat.
• May your golf shots be as strong as a lion’s roar.
• May your golf game be as effortless as a summer breeze.
• May your golf game be as steady as a rock.
• May your golf shots be as precise as a laser beam.
• May your golf game be as consistent as the seasons.
• May your golf game be as strong as a raging river.
• May your golf shots be as smooth as silk.
• May your golf game be as reliable as a compass.
• May your golf game be as good as your post-game beer.
• Wishing you all the luck of a four-leaf clover and a hole-in-one!
• May your golf balls always find the fairway and your putts always find the bottom of the cup.

Funny Golf Sayings For Good Luck part 2