Funny Frog Frog Sayings

• I’m not slimy, I’m just froggy.
• Frog legs are a delicacy, but I’m keeping mine.
• Hoppy to be me!
• I’m not a prince, but I’m still charming.
• Leapin’ lizards, I’m a frog!
• Frogs have more fun.
• I croak under pressure.
• Toad-ally awesome.
• I don’t always jump, but when I do, I do it with style.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
• My pad, my rules.
• Hoppin’ into your heart.
• Kiss me, I’m a frog.
• Froggin’ around.
• Feeling frog-tastic today.
• I may be small, but I’m mighty.
• Life is better when you’re green.
• Green is the new black.
• I’m not a tadpole anymore.
• Catch me if you can.
• Froggin’ up the wrong tree.
• Don’t mess with the frog.
• I’m so cool, I’m cold-blooded.
• I’m a hop star.
• Froggin’ on the weekends.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
• I don’t always croak, but when I do, it’s to say hello.
• Frogs never get lost, we always know where our pad is.
• I’m a little frog in a big pond.
• Jumping through life one leap at a time.
• I’m not just a frog, I’m a superstar.
• A hop and a skip away from greatness.
• I’m not green with envy, I’m just green.
• Froggin’ loveable.
• Hop on over and say hello.
• I’m the prince of the pond.
• I’m not small, I’m just the perfect size.
• I’m not a toad, I’m a frog.
• Life is too short to not jump around.
• Frogs never forget to have fun.
• I’m not slimy, I’m just smooth.
• I’m a frog in a world of tadpoles.
• Froggin’ amazing.
• I’m not high maintenance, I’m just a frog.
• I may be small, but I’ve got a big personality.
• Hop to it!
• I’m not a frog, I’m a superhero in disguise.
• Frogs are nature’s acrobats.
• I’m the top frog in my pond.
• I’m not afraid to get my feet wet.
• I’m not just a frog, I’m a leap of faith.
• Froggin’ unstoppable.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a rare gem.
• I’m not green with envy, I’m just a frog.
• Frogs are the life of the pond.
• I’m not just any frog, I’m a superstar.
• I’m not a toad, I’m a prince in disguise.
• I’m the master of the lily pad.
• I’m not slimy, I’m just moist.
• Frogs have it easy, they can eat whatever bugs them.
• What do you call a frog that’s always on the phone? A telefrog.
• Hoppy to be here!
• I kissed a frog and he turned into a prince…just kidding, he turned into a frog burger.
• Don’t worry, be hoppy.
• Toad-ally awesome.
• I toad you I love you.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a prince in disguise.
• Frog hair, don’t care.
• What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A froink.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for hopping.
• Life’s too short to not be a little bit froggy.
• Frogs are green with envy…because they can’t eat pizza.
• Why did the frog call his insurance company? He jumped the pond and got in a fender bender.
• A frog walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The loan officer asks for collateral and the frog pulls out a ceramic figurine. Confused, the loan officer asks what it is and the frog replies, ‘It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.’
• What do you call a frog that’s a karate expert? A jumpy chop.
• I’m not a tadpole anymore, I’m a frog with a job and a mortgage.
• I’m not sure if I’m a frog or a prince…I keep getting mixed up.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just taking a frog break.
• What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he ain’t coming.
• I’m not slimy, I’m just well-hydrated.
• Ribbiting news, folks.
• What do you call a frog that loves to party? A jumpin’ jamboree.
• A frog goes to the bank to deposit a check and the teller asks if he wants to open a savings account. The frog replies, ‘No thanks, just put it on my lily pad.’
• I’m not a prince, but I do have some pretty good frog dance moves.
• What did one frog say to the other? Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a smooth operator.
• Why did the frog take a break from hopping? He was feeling a little jumpy.
• I’m not green with envy, I’m just green.
• What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A hare-raising experience.
• I’m not a frog, I’m just frog-tastic.
• Frogs are the original eco-warriors. They reduce, reuse, and recycle.
• Why did the frog go to the hypnotist? He wanted to quit smoking flies.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a professional hopper.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a French prince. Le Ribbit.
• What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog.
• I’m not a frog, I’m a green machine.
• What do you call a frog that’s a DJ? A ribbit-ting mix master.
• Frogs are just like people, only jumpier.
• A day without frogs is like a day without hop.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, said the frog.

Funny Frog Frog Sayings part 2