I’m not saying my dad is Superman, but he does wear a cape when he mows the lawn.
My dad doesn’t need a superhero name, he’s just called ‘Dad’ and that’s enough to save the day.
Dad jokes may be cheesy, but they are the only thing that makes my dad cool.
Dad: the original selfie king since 19XX.
Doesn’t matter how old I get, I will always be my dad’s little source of confusion.
Dads are like boomerangs – I hope you have a good arm!
Dad: Just an unpaid chauffeur with a lot of jokes.
I’m not sure if my dad is funnier or if his jokes are just so bad that they become hilarious.
Who needs a stand-up comedian when you have a dad who tells dad jokes?
Happy Father’s Day to the most amusing guy who can make anyone laugh, except mom.
Funny how dads can never seem to find anything until mom gives them directions.
My dad’s cooking skills are so legendary, he can burn salad.
Dad bods are just proof that dads are dedication to two important things: family and pizza.
My dad is like Wi-Fi – difficult to understand, but we can’t live without him.
Having a dad is like having a personal comedian who can also fix stuff around the house.
Dads are like magic, they can make food disappear even before it’s served.
Every dad has a secret talent for finding the TV remote without looking.
The only thing my dad is better at than telling jokes is pretending to understand technology.
Dad’s love language: providing endless dad jokes and puns.
Who needs a personal trainer when you have a dad who can perfectly imitate an exercise routine?
Happy Father’s Day to the dad who taught me how to ride a bike and also how to use sarcasm effectively.
Dad may be bald, but he’s got a great sense of humor hiding under that shiny head.
Dads have a sixth sense, it’s called ‘dad jokes intuition’.
My dad is like a walking Google search engine for bad puns.
My dad’s lectures are so motivational, I can sleep through them with my eyes open.
Dads: the only people who can fix a car while grilling burgers and telling jokes.
Dad: the master of dad dancing, dad jokes, and dad fashion.
My dad’s idea of camping involves suits, ties, and pun-filled stories around a bonfire.
The difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? Timing, and my dad has perfected it.
Dads are like walking talking Siri, except they only answer with dad jokes.
My dad’s dance moves may be questionable, but his ability to make me laugh is unbeatable.
Happy Father’s Day to the dad who brings laughter wherever he goes, especially when he trips.
I asked my dad how to spice up my life, he gave me a pepper shaker and said ‘Dad jokes’.
If laughter is the best medicine, then my dad should be crowned as the world’s best doctor.
In a world with superheroes, I’m lucky to have a dad who is my own personal clown.
Dad’s jokes may be corny, but they are like the glue that holds the family together.
My dad is the real Spider-Man – he can catch a fly in mid-air with one hand.
Dad’s fashion sense is so unique, he could start his own trend called ‘Dadcore’.
Happy Father’s Day to the dad who is always one step ahead in dad jokes, and two steps behind in technology.
My dad’s dance moves are so lit, the fire department always shows up whenever he starts busting a move.
Dads may not be the best at cooking, but they have a special talent for burning the toast to perfection.
If dad jokes were an Olympic sport, my dad would win gold, silver, and bronze.
My dad’s sense of humor is like a fine wine – it gets funnier with age.
Dads: the only people who can make terrible puns and still be loved by everyone.
Happy Father’s Day to the dad who has mastered the art of embarrassing his kids with dad jokes.