Funny Dental Quotes

Brushing twice a day keeps the dentist away, and your smile bright and gay!

Give plaque a smack, and keep your teeth intact!

A dentist’s best friend is not a drill, but a toothbrush!

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth!

A toothbrush in hand is worth a hundred cavities!

Floss your teeth, and keep the dentist’s bill beneath!

A smile is the universal welcome, so keep your teeth in perfect shape!

Don’t forget to brush those pearly whites, or else you’ll be flashing yellow lights!

A dentist’s worst nightmare is a candy store, but don’t let that stop you from having more!

The only trip to the dentist you should enjoy is in your dreams!

A smile is the best accessory, so take care of your dental inventory!

Got a cavity? Just fill it with laughter!

If you want to brighten your day, start with brushing your worries away!

Smile like a dentist is watching, even if they’re not!

Nothing ruins a good selfie like a piece of spinach between your teeth!

A minute of brushing can save you from a thousand dental woes!

Tooth decay is not cool, so brush like a dental fool!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight, especially if your dentist is top rate!

Having perfect teeth is a reason to smile, but laughing with food between them is worth a while!

Don’t let bad teeth be your kryptonite, brush and floss with all your might!

A dentist’s dream is a patient who loves to floss, but they’ll settle for a patient who hates to floss but does it anyway!

Dentists love candy, but not in your teeth!

A toothache is nature’s way of telling you to make an appointment with your dentist!

Laughter is the best medicine, but don’t forget to floss!

Want to keep your smile bright? Don’t forget to brush at night!

Behind every great smile is a great dentist, so keep that appointment!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don’t forget to brush afterward!

I love my dentist, but I’d rather have a piece of cake!

Dentists are like elves, they fix smiles instead of shoes!

Laughing with confidence is easy when you’re cavity-free!

The dentist’s chair may be a scary place, but it’s nothing compared to a toothache!

A good smile is like a magic trick, it can make all your worries disappear!

Brush your teeth, and keep the monsters at bay!

Flossing is like a dance, groove to the beat of healthy gums!

No matter how bad your day is, a trip to the dentist will make it better!

Having a great smile is like winning the lottery, except you don’t have to share the winnings!

Laughter is contagious, but make sure your teeth are clean when you spread it!

Keep calm and floss on!

A dentist’s advice: don’t go chasing waterfalls, but do chase after clean teeth!

Love at first sight is seeing someone with a perfect smile!

A smile is the best makeup anyone can wear, so keep your teeth in tip-top shape!

If only dental floss could fix broken hearts, the world would be a happier place!

A toothbrush is a dentist’s best friend, but we won’t say no to cupcakes!

Smile like you mean it, because a dentist visit is just around the corner!

Remember, a dentist can fix your teeth, but they can’t fix a broken funny bone!

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