Funny Dart Sayings

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  • Bulls-eye, more like bullseye-don’t!
  • I may be a terrible darts player, but at least I’m consistent.
  • I thought darts was supposed to be a non-contact sport.
  • My aim is so bad, I’ve hit the wall more times than the board.
  • I don’t always hit the bullseye, but when I do, it’s by accident.
  • I may not be a professional darts player, but I’m a professional drinker.
  • If darts were easy, they’d call it golf.
  • My dart board is starting to look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
  • Darts is the only sport where it’s socially acceptable to aim for the head.
  • I’d rather throw darts than throw in the towel.
  • I don’t need a good aim, I have a magnetic dart board.
  • Darts is all about the follow-through… or lack thereof.
  • I’m not sure if I’m getting better at darts, or if the board is just getting closer.
  • My darts may be blunt, but my humor is sharp.
  • Darts is a game of skill… and a little bit of luck, and a lot of beer.
  • I may not be good at darts, but I’m great at finding the darts I’ve lost.
  • I’m not sure what’s worse: my aim, or my partner’s.
  • I like my darts like I like my coffee: strong and on target.
  • Darts: the only game where your opponent can dodge your attack by simply standing still.
  • Darts is the perfect game for those with short attention spans.
  • I’m not saying I’m a great darts player, but I’ve never lost a game of pin the tail on the donkey.
  • I’d rather play darts than shoot the breeze.
  • The only thing worse than my darts game is my dance moves.
  • My darts game is like a rollercoaster: up, down, and all over the place.
  • I don’t always hit the board, but when I do, I hit triple 20.
  • Darts is like life: it’s all about the journey, not the destination.
  • I don’t need a GPS, I just need a dart board and a sense of direction.
  • I may not be great at darts, but I’m a master at finding creative excuses.
  • Darts: the only game where aiming for the stars is a good thing.
  • My darts are like boomerangs: they always come back… just not to where I want them to.
  • I’m not saying I’m a great darts player, but I’m pretty sure I could hit a barn if I was standing inside it.
  • Darts is all about precision… or lack thereof.
  • I’m not sure if I’m playing darts or just throwing pointy things at a wall.
  • Darts is the only game where you can throw a perfect game and still lose.
  • My darts game is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re going to get.
  • I’m not sure if I’m a darts player who drinks, or a drinker who plays darts.
  • I throw darts like a ninja, but with less grace.
  • My darts go where my aim is, sometimes.
  • Bulls-eye? More like bulls-lie!
  • I’m not great at math, but I know that double 20 is better than double 1.
  • My darts have a mind of their own, and it’s usually a bad one.
  • I don’t always hit my target, but when I do, it’s usually by accident.
  • Dart players never give up, we just keep throwing until we hit something.
  • I’m not short, I’m just aiming for the floor.
  • I’m not saying I’m a bad dart player, but my darts have their own zip code.
  • I like my darts like I like my jokes, short and not very accurate.
  • I’m not sure if I’m throwing darts or playing pin the tail on the donkey.
  • I have a dartboard at home, but it’s mostly just a collection of dents and holes.
  • I may not be great at darts, but at least I’m not throwing them at people anymore.
  • I’m not saying I’m good at darts, but I once hit a fly on the wall with one.
  • Darts: the only sport where you can score points by hitting something other than your opponent.
  • I don’t always miss the bullseye, but when I do, I hit the wall behind it.
  • I’m not saying I’m a pro at darts, but I can hit the board from at least three feet away.
  • My aim is so bad, I once hit a double 20 with a triple 5.
  • Dart players don’t have enemies, just people we haven’t hit with a dart yet.
  • I don’t always win at darts, but when I do, it’s usually because my opponent got tired of waiting for me to hit something.
  • Darts: because sometimes, hitting the bullseye just isn’t enough.
  • I may not be a pro, but I can hit the board every once in a while.
  • Darts: a game that teaches you how to make sharp decisions.
  • The only thing better than hitting a bullseye is hitting two bullseyes.
  • It’s not the dart, it’s the archer.
  • Darts: the game where your aim is as good as your last drink.
  • Practice makes perfect, but drinking makes darts more fun.
  • Darts: the one game where you can throw sharp objects and not get arrested.
  • I’m not saying I’m a dart expert, but I have my own set of lucky darts.
  • Darts: the perfect excuse to have a beer with your buddies.
  • Darts: the game that separates the men from the boys.
  • I don’t always throw darts, but when I do, I prefer to hit the bullseye.
  • I’m not a great darts player, but I make up for it in enthusiasm.
  • Darts: the game that keeps on giving… hangovers.
  • The key to darts is to aim for the triple 20 and hope for the best.
  • Darts: where you can miss the board completely and still have a good time.
  • I don’t always play darts, but when I do, I make sure I look good doing it.
  • Darts: because golf is too expensive.
  • Darts: the one game where you can use the word ‘shaft’ without getting in trouble.
  • I may not be the best dart player, but I’m definitely the best dressed.
  • Darts: the game that’s always up for a round, just like your beer.
  • I’m not saying I’m good at darts, but I’m pretty sure I could beat my grandma.
  • Darts: the one game where you can throw sharp objects and call it a sport.
  • Darts: because sometimes, hitting the board is good enough.
  • I don’t always play darts, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a cold beer in hand.
  • Darts: the game where you aim for the bullseye and hope for the best.
  • I’m not great at darts, but I’m pretty good at finding the bar.
  • Darts: the game where your aim is as good as your buzz.
  • The best part about playing darts is that it’s like throwing knives, but legal.
  • I’m not a dart player, I’m a dart-ist.
  • Darts: the game where you can always blame the board.
  • I’m not great at darts, but I’m pretty sure I could hit a mosquito with a dart if I needed to.
  • Darts: the one game where you can throw sharp objects and not get kicked out of the bar.
  • I may not be a pro, but I’m pretty good at hitting the wall behind the board.
  • Darts: where the bullseye is always just out of reach.
  • I don’t always play darts, but when I do, I prefer to play with people who don’t take it too seriously.
  • Darts: the one game where you can drink and still be good at it.
  • I throw darts like a boss. And by boss, I mean totally unpredictable and mostly off target.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. And then switch to a different dartboard.
  • I may not always hit the bullseye, but I never miss the beer.
  • Darts: the only sport where drinking actually improves your performance.
  • I’m not great at darts, but I’m excellent at pretending I meant to hit the wrong number.
  • I’ve hit a lot of walls in my life, but none as satisfying as a dartboard.
  • Darts: where accuracy meets alcoholism.

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