Funny Cougar Quotes

I may be a cougar, but I still know how to have a good time.

Age is just a number, and this cougar is still roaring.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and this cougar has plenty to give.

If you can’t handle a little wildness, you’re not ready for this cougar.

Cougar life motto: Chase laughs, not boys.

Who needs a man? this cougar can make her own fun.

Why settle for a boy when you can have a man? cougar life, baby.

I may be older, but I’m still a roaring cougar at heart.

You can try to tame this cougar, but good luck!

Cougar life: Where the laughs are wild and the boys are young.

I’m not just a cougar, I’m a funny cougar, and that’s a deadly combination.

They say age is a state of mind, and this cougar’s mind is full of laughter.

I may be a cougar, but I’ve still got my sense of humor intact.

Life is too short for boring relationships. I’m a funny cougar seeking fun, not commitment.

Don’t let this cougar fool you, she’s got a sense of humor that can’t be tamed.

I’m not your typical cougar. I’ve got jokes, and I’m not afraid to use them.

They say laughter keeps you young, and this cougar is proof of that.

Cougar life is all about embracing your inner funny and letting the laughs roar.

Who needs a man to make you laugh when you’ve got this funny cougar by your side?

Life as a cougar is never boring when you’ve got a sense of humor like mine.

They say age is just a number, but my jokes are timeless.

I may be older, but that just means I’ve had more time to perfect my comedic skills.

No need to fear the cougar. I’m here to bring the laughter, not the drama.

Cougar life: Where the funny meets the fabulous.

Don’t underestimate this cougar’s ability to make you laugh.

I may be a cougar, but I’ve still got my sense of humor intact.

No wrinkled jokes here, just pure cougar comedy gold.

Cougar life is about embracing your age and still finding the humor in it all.

Who needs a boy toy when you can have a funny cougar?

Don’t let the gray hair fool you. I’ve still got the funny bone of a teenager.

Age may bring wisdom, but it also brings a whole lot of hilarity.

Cougar life: Where the laughs are loud and the wrinkles are earned.

They say laughter is the best form of exercise, and this cougar is all about staying fit.

Don’t mess with this cougar’s comedic timing. She’s always on point.

I may be older, but I still know how to have a good time. Funny cougar, forever young.

Who needs a man when you can have a laugh that makes your stomach hurt?

Cougar life is all about laughing at the absurdities of aging and embracing the beauty in it.

Aging gracefully is for the weak. This cougar is aging hilariously.

Funny cougar, always on the prowl for laughter.

They say laughter is the secret to eternal youth. Well, I must have found the fountain of hilariousness.

Cougar life: Where the jokes are fresh and the wrinkles are earned.

Don’t be fooled by this cougar’s age. Her sense of humor is still sharp as ever.

Who needs a boy toy when you can have a comedy show starring this funny cougar?

I may be a cougar, but my jokes are still young and fresh.

Cougar life motto: Laughter is the best revenge for aging.