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- Me want cookies, me need cookies, me love cookies!
- C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!
- Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie.
- One of the advantages of being a cookie is that you never have to worry about losing your chocolate chips.
- Me understand the concept of cooking, but what is this thing you call portion control?
- Cookies are like hugs from the inside.
- I don’t always eat cookies, but when I do, I prefer to eat them by the dozen.
- Life is short, eat the cookies.
- I never met a cookie I didn’t like.
- Cookies are the answer to all of life’s problems.
- I may have a cookie addiction, but at least it’s a delicious one.
- All I want for Christmas is a cookie in each hand.
- Cookies may not solve all of life’s problems, but they certainly make them more bearable.
- I can resist anything except temptation… and cookies.
- Cookies are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- When in doubt, bake cookies.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- I have a love-hate relationship with cookies. I love them, and they hate my waistline.
- Cookie dough is my kryptonite.
- A bad day can always be made better with a warm, fresh-baked cookie.
- There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a cup of tea and a cookie.
- Cookies are my love language.
- Life is uncertain, but cookies are a sure thing.
- I’ll be there for you, with a plate of cookies.
- I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and the Cookie Monster in the same room?
- All I want in life is to be happy and surrounded by cookies.
- Cookies are the glue that holds my life together.
- I’m sorry for what I said when I was without cookies.
- If cookies were currency, I’d be a millionaire.
- I bake so I don’t punch people in the face. With a cookie in hand, of course.
- I’m not addicted to cookies, I’m just committed to them.
- Never trust anyone who doesn’t like cookies.
- Cookies: because sometimes words just aren’t enough.
- Life is too short to skip dessert, especially when it involves cookies.
- My ideal weight is the weight of a cookie in each hand.
- I have a cookie problem and I’m OK with that.
- Just when I think I’ve had enough cookies, I realize I’m still hungry.
- I didn’t choose the cookie life, the cookie life chose me.
- I think of diets like I think of cookies: they’re both meant to be broken.
- Cookies are like hugs, but better because you can eat them.
- I can’t adult today, I need a cookie.
- I’ll stop eating cookies when I’m dead. And maybe not even then.
- Cookies: because sometimes you just need a little bit of happiness in your life.
- I’m not fat, I’m just a cookie enthusiast.
- Cookie dough is the only kind of stress I need in my life.
- C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!
- Me love cookies more than anything in the whole wide world!
- Cookies make everything better.
- Today’s forecast: 100% chance of cookies.
- Life is short, eat the cookies.
- I have a monster appetite for cookies.
- I don’t always eat cookies, but when I do, I prefer a whole sleeve.
- Cookies are the solution to all of life’s problems.
- One cookie is never enough for a monster like me.
- If cookies were a love language, I’d be fluent.
- I’m not addicted to cookies, I’m just passionate about them.
- Friends don’t let friends go without cookies.
- I’m a grown-up monster, and I can eat as many cookies as I want.
- Sometimes I wonder if life is just a big cookie, and we’re all just trying to take a bite.
- In a world full of plain biscuits, be a cookie.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies, and that’s kind of the same thing.
- Got cookies? I’m all ears.
- May your day be as sweet as a fresh-baked cookie.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Cookies: because sometimes the best things in life are sweet and simple.
- You know what’s better than a cookie? A warm, gooey, fresh-out-of-the-oven cookie.
- No matter how bad your day is, there’s always a cookie to make it better.
- Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile in my cookie monster slippers.
- All I need is cookies and milk, and I’m a happy monster.
- Why yes, I do have a cookie stash hidden in my desk drawer. Doesn’t everyone?
- The only thing better than a cookie is a cookie dipped in chocolate.
- When life gives you crumbs, make cookies.
- There’s no such thing as a bad cookie, only cookies that haven’t been baked yet.
- I’m not bossy, I’m the cookie monster.
- There’s no problem that a cookie can’t solve.
- Me want cookie, and me want it now!
- A cookie a day keeps the grumpiness away.
- My superpower? I can smell cookies baking from a mile away.
- I’m a monster on a mission to eat all the cookies in the world.
- When in doubt, bake cookies.
- I’m a simple monster. I see cookies, I eat cookies.
- Cookies are proof that the universe wants us to be happy.
- Cookies: the dessert that’s always in season.
- I don’t always eat cookies, but when I do, I prefer them warm and chewy.
- Me no share cookies. Me eat all cookies!
- Cookies are the glue that hold my life together.
- Some people say money can’t buy happiness, but they’ve never bought a pack of cookies.
- A cookie in each hand is a balanced diet, right?
- Cookies are like hugs that you can eat.
- A world without cookies is a world without joy.
- I can’t adult today. I need a cookie.
- Cookies: because sometimes you just need a little sweetness in your life.
- Me love cookies more than life itself!
- Sometimes me think, ‘what is friend?’ And then me say, ‘friend is someone to share cookie with.’
- One cookie, two cookie, three cookie, more! Nom, nom, nom!
- C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me!
- You got cookies? Me got hunger!
- Cookies make me happy. You, not so much.
- Me always say, ‘never met a cookie me didn’t like.’
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies and that’s kind of the same thing.
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