Funny Chicken Sayings - Get Clucking with These Fun Poultry Jokes!

Rule the roost, but don’t ruffle any feathers.
Don’t count your eggs before they’re laid.
I’m not chicken; I’m just a little hen-pecked.
I may be a chicken, but I’ve got game!
Bawk to the future!
Quit clucking around.
It’s not about how many eggs you lay; it’s about how you lay them.
I’m not a spring chicken, but I’ve still got some cluck left in me.
Don’t ruffle my feathers!
You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken feathers.
Free-range and fabulous.
If you think I’m a chicken, you’ve got another cluck coming.
I’m not just a pretty chick.
You can’t catch a chicken without getting your hands dirty.
I’m just a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of pluck!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a chicken in the coop is priceless.
Born to be wild and free-range.
A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.
I may be a chicken, but I’m no spring chick.
I’ve got the world by the tail feathers.

Funny Sayings about Crazy Chicken

Life is like a box of chicken nuggets
Why did the chicken go to space? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
I’m a chick with attitude.
You can’t keep a good chicken down.
Cluck yeah!
I’m not yolking when I say I’m egg-cited to see you.
Let’s get this cluckin’ party started!
Don’t be such a mother clucker.
Keep your sunny side up.
I’m just a little egg-centric.
Too cool for the coop.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
I’m a lean, mean, pecking machine.
I’ve got more pluck than a chicken on steroids.
I may be a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of spunk!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Cluckin’ good times ahead!
I’m not a chicken, I’m a free bird.
What’s the chicken’s favorite type of math? Eggs-ponential equations.
Just a chick with a sense of humor.

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I’m no chicken; I’m the cock of the walk.
Life is too short to be cooped up.
I may be a chicken, but I’m not chicken-livered.
Don’t be such a hard-boiled egg.
I’m not a chicken, but I’ve got plenty of pluck.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
Cluckin’ awesome!
I’m one bad mother clucker.
Let’s get cracking!
I’m no chicken, but I’ve got a lot of heart.
You’re the coolest chick I know.
Don’t be a chicken, take a risk!
Have an eggs-traordinary day!
Life is like a chicken; it’s full of surprises.
I’m not chicken, I’m just hen-sitive.
Cluckin’ good fun!
I may be a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of spirit.
Keep calm and cluck off.
What do you call a group of chickens? A poultry in motion.
I’m a chick with a plan.
I’m not a chicken, I’m a free-range rebel.

FAQ Common Chicken Sayings

I’m searching for a unique gift for my farmer friend who absolutely adores her flock. Do you have any recommendations?

For a farmer who’s a genuine chicken lover, a t-shirt with a humorous chicken design, perhaps something like “crazy chicken lady” or “chicken mom”, would be a delightful gift. Our fun chicken shirts come in various sizes, and you can even personalize the design for that extra special touch!

It’s Easter soon, and my sister has backyard chickens. I’d love to surprise her with something related. Any ideas?

How about a cute chicken egg holder for her kitchen? It’s both functional and decorative. We also offer kitchen towels with funny chicken prints that could bring a smile to her face every time she uses them.

My dad spends most of his time on the chicken farm, driving his tractor and taking care of the fowl. What could I get him for his birthday?

Considering his love for the farm and chickens, a custom “chicken dad” mug or a “chicken whisperer” t-shirt would be an apt choice. You can also check our customer reviews for the best-rated products to ensure quality.

I have a friend who loves wearing vibrant shirts with vintage designs. She’s a crazy chicken lady at heart. What would you suggest?

A vintage-style t-shirt with a design of a chicken riding a tractor, or a shirt with a print of a “chicken tender” in an old-fashioned setting, would be both humorous and aligned with her taste.

My brother has a quirky sense of humor and loves chicken jokes. Can I get a shirt for him with a funny print?

Absolutely! We have a range of shirts with chicken jokes and sarcastic humor. One of our bestsellers is the “Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!” t-shirt. It’s sure to make him laugh!

I’m hosting a Halloween party at my farmhouse. Any ideas for chicken-themed home decor?

For a hilarious twist, consider our “chicken dressed as a ghost” silhouette for your walls or our “zombie chicken” egg carton holder for your kitchen. Don’t forget the “chicken butt” pumpkin design for a good laugh!

Do you have any chicken lover designs that I can use with my Cricut machine?

Yes, we offer a variety of chicken designs in png, dxf, and eps pdf formats suitable for Cricut and Silhouette machines. From “chicken mom” to “funny chicken kitchen”, you’ll find a design that tickles your fancy.

My mom’s kitchen has a farmhouse theme. She also loves chickens. What would be a perfect gift for her?

A set of kitchen towels with humorous chicken prints would fit right into her farmhouse-themed kitchen. Additionally, a personalized egg carton or a vintage chicken print would add a charming touch.

I’m looking for a funny chicken shirt for my friend who claims she’s the “chicken mama” of our group. Suggestions?

Our “Mama of the Coop” t-shirt, featuring a sassy hen wearing sunglasses, is both humorous and adorable. If she has a sarcastic streak, the “Talk to the wing” shirt might also be a hit!

I need a chicken-themed gift for my colleague who’s a lover of all things vintage and always carries a ginger-colored notebook. What can you recommend?

How about a vintage chicken design printable that she can attach to her notebook? Alternatively, a vintage mug with a print of a ginger hen surrounded by its chicks would be both nostalgic and endearing.

Where can I find a chicken tee with a humorous design for a special occasion?

We offer a range of chicken tees with funny designs, perfect for any occasion, whether it’s a birthday or just a casual get-together. The humor chicken themes are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face!

I’m planning to purchase some chicken-related clipart for my project. How’s the rating on those?

Our chicken-related clipart is highly rated by customers. Many appreciate the variety and detail of the designs, which range from comical depictions of chickens in sunglasses to more traditional farm scenes with cows and corn.

What kind of supplies would you recommend for someone starting with a pet chicken, especially concerning their nesting needs?

For a pet chicken, essential supplies include a comfortable nest box with soft bedding, usually straw or wood shavings. It’s also crucial to provide a balanced chicken feed and clean water daily. For added fun and enrichment, consider toys like a corn treat dispenser or even a chicken swing!

How soon can I expect the shipping of the chicken funny tee that I want to order?

Our standard shipping usually takes 5-7 business days, but if you need it sooner, we do offer expedited options. Ensure to select the desired shipping method during the checkout process.

I noticed some poop in the chicken coop; is that normal, and how should I manage it?

Yes, chicken poop in the coop is entirely normal. Regularly cleaning the coop and replacing the bedding can manage it. Consider using the collected manure as compost for gardens after proper composting, as it’s rich in nutrients.

Funny Chicken Sayings and Quotes