Funny Chicken Sayings

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  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!
  2. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
  3. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  4. I’m not a nugget; I’m a free-range chicken!
  5. Keep calm and cluck on.
  6. Don’t be a chicken; take the leap!
  7. No spring chicken, but still ruling the roost.
  8. Chickens: the original alarm clock.
  9. I’m just wingin’ it!
  10. This ain’t my first rodeo, but it might be my first chicken dance.
  11. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had perfect drumsticks!
  12. I’ve got 99 problems, but a chick ain’t one.
  13. You’re the wind beneath my wings.
  14. Feeling peckish?
  15. Life is better with chickens around.
  16. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the chicken coop.
  17. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
  18. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  19. Buck buck bock! I’m too chicken to talk.
  20. I’m just a little chicken-hearted.
  21. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.
  22. Keep your friends close and your chickens closer.
  23. Be the head chicken in the pecking order.
  24. I may be a chicken, but I’ve got pluck!
  25. Cluck it up, buttercup!
  26. Just because I’m a chicken doesn’t mean I’m a coward.
  27. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
  28. Ain’t nobody here but us chickens.
  29. I’m not yolking around.
  30. Keep calm and lay an egg.
  31. You’re one cluckin’ cool chick!
  32. Let’s have a hen party!
  33. Are you a good egg or a bad egg?
  34. I’m just a chicken trying to cross the road.
  35. We’re like two peas in a chicken coop.
  36. Have an egg-ceptional day!
  37. I’ve got egg on my face, but I’m still a chick magnet.
  38. Chickens: the original tweet.
  39. Rule the roost, but don’t ruffle any feathers.
  40. Don’t count your eggs before they’re laid.
  41. I’m not chicken; I’m just a little hen-pecked.
  42. I may be a chicken, but I’ve got game!
  43. Bawk to the future!
  44. Quit clucking around.
  45. It’s not about how many eggs you lay; it’s about how you lay them.
  46. I’m not a spring chicken, but I’ve still got some cluck left in me.
  47. Don’t ruffle my feathers!
  48. You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken feathers.
  49. Free-range and fabulous.
  50. If you think I’m a chicken, you’ve got another cluck coming.
  51. I’m not just a pretty chick.
  52. You can’t catch a chicken without getting your hands dirty.
  53. I’m just a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of pluck!
  54. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a chicken in the coop is priceless.
  55. Born to be wild and free-range.
  56. A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.
  57. I may be a chicken, but I’m no spring chick.
  58. I’ve got the world by the tail feathers.
  59. Life is like a box of chicken nuggets
  60. Why did the chicken go to space? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
  61. I’m a chick with attitude.
  62. You can’t keep a good chicken down.
  63. Cluck yeah!
  64. I’m not yolking when I say I’m egg-cited to see you.
  65. Let’s get this cluckin’ party started!
  66. Don’t be such a mother clucker.
  67. Keep your sunny side up.
  68. I’m just a little egg-centric.
  69. Too cool for the coop.
  70. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
  71. I’m a lean, mean, pecking machine.
  72. I’ve got more pluck than a chicken on steroids.
  73. I may be a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of spunk!
  74. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  75. Cluckin’ good times ahead!
  76. I’m not a chicken, I’m a free bird.
  77. What’s the chicken’s favorite type of math? Eggs-ponential equations.
  78. Just a chick with a sense of humor.
  79. I’m no chicken; I’m the cock of the walk.
  80. Life is too short to be cooped up.
  81. I may be a chicken, but I’m not chicken-livered.
  82. Don’t be such a hard-boiled egg.
  83. I’m not a chicken, but I’ve got plenty of pluck.
  84. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
  85. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
  86. Cluckin’ awesome!
  87. I’m one bad mother clucker.
  88. Let’s get cracking!
  89. I’m no chicken, but I’ve got a lot of heart.
  90. You’re the coolest chick I know.
  91. Don’t be a chicken, take a risk!
  92. Have an eggs-traordinary day!
  93. Life is like a chicken; it’s full of surprises.
  94. I’m not chicken, I’m just hen-sitive.
  95. Cluckin’ good fun!
  96. I may be a chicken, but I’ve got a lot of spirit.
  97. Keep calm and cluck off.
  98. What do you call a group of chickens? A poultry in motion.
  99. I’m a chick with a plan.
  100. I’m not a chicken, I’m a free-range rebel.

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