I think chocolate is the ultimate bathroom buddy.
This bathroom is my sanctuary, where I go to escape all the crap in my life.
Wash your hands, it’s the only time you’ll get mass applause for a good job done.
I don’t always sing in the shower, but when I do, the neighbors call the police.
If you can’t handle me at my gassiest, then you don’t deserve me at my cutest.
Bathroom breaks: the only time we can sit on our throne and be treated like a king.
The bathroom is the perfect place to unleash your inner Beyoncé and drop some killer dance moves.
The only place where it’s acceptable to shout ‘Ow!’ after sitting down.
A bathroom is a canvas for reflection and self-expression, especially when you forget to buy toilet paper.
I like to think of myself as a bathroom magician, making toilet paper disappear with the wave of my hand.
If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush again.
A good bathroom selfie is like finding a unicorn – rare and magical.
Behind every great selfie is a bathroom mirror.
I’m not saying I have a favorite bathroom stall, but I definitely have a least favorite.
May your aim be as accurate as your sense of style.
There are two types of people in this world: those who fold toilet paper and those who crumple it. Choose wisely.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Definitely not me after a long shower.
I’m not saying I’m a nap expert, but I’ve definitely taken some of my best ones on the toilet.
Nothing makes you feel more like a grown-up than having to plunge a toilet.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you’re near a bathroom.
I don’t always eat Mexican food, but when I do, it’s a race to the bathroom.
The bathroom: the one place where ‘going with the flow’ is actually a good thing.
I don’t need a personal trainer, I have a toilet that tells me when to take a break.
I’m sorry, my humor gets a little corny when I’m on the toilet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don’t forget to put the toilet seat down when you’re through.
You’re never fully dressed without a smile and a roll of toilet paper.
A bathroom without a lock is like a day without a coffee – chaotic and full of surprises.
Bathroom rules: if you lift it up, put it back down. If you drop it, pick it up. If it’s out of toilet paper, it’s your turn to save the day.
My bathroom scale and I have a love-hate relationship. Mostly hate.
Bathroom breaks aren’t just about bodily functions, they’re also about finding your inner peace and solitude.
Being a bathroom DJ is a serious job. May all your playlists be epic and your shower concerts legendary.
If you think about it, the bathroom is the original podcast studio.
Bathroom time is the perfect opportunity to practice your stand-up comedy routine. It’s an intimate audience that can’t escape.
Sometimes the best conversations happen in the bathroom. It’s the great equalizer – we’re all just people in need of a good flush.
Sorry, I can’t hang out right now. I’m booked for a one-man show in the bathroom.
The bathroom: where you can find solitude and inspiration in equal measure.
I don’t always have great ideas, but when I do, they usually happen on the toilet.
Bathrooms are like libraries – they’re quiet, full of knowledge, and occasionally have an interesting smell.
A bathroom is the only place where you can truly let your hair down and embrace that mini-dance party no one else knows about.
Every time I enter a public bathroom, I feel like I’m stepping into a distant galaxy – an adventure in uncharted territories.
Bathrooms are like superheroes – they have the power to save you from embarrassing situations.
A bathroom without a hand dryer is like a circus without a trapeze – functional, but missing that special touch.
The smell of victory is a fresh bathroom after someone has sprayed air freshener.
Bathrooms are the perfect place for multitasking – I’ve solved world problems, composed music, and perfected my makeup all in one go.
Life is like a bathroom, sometimes it’s clean and refreshing, other times it’s a complete mess.
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