- I’m not Amish, but I do churn my own butter.
- What did the Amish person say when they saw a smartphone? ‘What kind of sorcery is this?’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to ride in a car? They didn’t want to break their buggy habit.
- I don’t always use electricity, but when I do, I prefer to do it Amish style.
- You know you’re Amish when your horse has a better social life than you do.
- Amish people don’t need a Fitbit, they get enough steps in just walking to church.
- Why did the Amish person cross the road? To get to the other side… of the barn.
- I asked an Amish person if they’ve ever used a microwave, they replied ‘I prefer my popcorn popped the old fashioned way.’
- Why did the Amish person become a carpenter? They wanted to make sure their furniture was high-quality and lasted a lifetime.
- Amish people don’t have to worry about bad hair days, they wear a hat all the time.
- I heard that Amish people never get lost, they just take the scenic route.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a dishwasher? They preferred to do dishes the traditional way, by hand.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Uber, they replied ‘I think that’s a new type of horse and buggy.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to play the game ‘Farmville’? They said ‘I already have a farm, it’s called my backyard.’
- Amish people don’t need an alarm clock, they wake up when the rooster crows.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Instagram, they replied ‘I prefer to keep my memories in my heart, not on my phone.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a washing machine? They wanted to make sure their clothes were washed by hand and lasted longer.
- I heard that Amish people never go to the gym, they get enough exercise just doing farm work.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a blender? They preferred to make their smoothies the old fashioned way, by hand.
- Amish people don’t need a TV, they have plenty of drama in their community to keep them entertained.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Tinder, they replied ‘I prefer to meet people the old fashioned way, by going to church.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a dryer? They preferred to hang their clothes out to dry in the sun.
- I heard that Amish people never go on vacation, they prefer to just stay on their farm and relax.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a calculator? They preferred to do math the old fashioned way, by hand.
- Amish people don’t need a gym membership, they get their workout from lifting hay bales.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Twitter, they replied ‘I prefer to communicate face-to-face.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a vacuum? They preferred to sweep their floors with a broom.
- I heard that Amish people never get bored, they have plenty of chores to keep them busy.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a dishwasher? They wanted to make sure their dishes were clean enough to eat off of.
- Amish people don’t need a GPS, they know their way around their community like the back of their hand.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Facebook, they replied ‘I prefer to catch up with friends and family in person.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a hair dryer? They preferred to let their hair air dry.
- I heard that Amish people never waste food, they make sure to use every last bit of their crops.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a smartphone? They wanted to make sure they didn’t get addicted to technology.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy wardrobe, they’re happy with their plain and simple clothing.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Snapchat, they replied ‘I prefer to make memories that last a lifetime.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a credit card? They preferred to only buy what they could afford with cash.
- I heard that Amish people never get tired of the outdoors, they love spending time in nature.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a microwave? They preferred to cook their meals on a wood stove.
- Amish people don’t need a coffee shop, they make their own coffee at home.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Amazon, they replied ‘I prefer to shop at local businesses.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a computer? They preferred to write their letters by hand.
- I heard that Amish people never run out of things to do, they have plenty of work to keep them occupied.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern camera? They preferred to capture memories with a traditional camera.
- Amish people don’t need a high-tech entertainment system, they enjoy spending time with their family and friends.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of YouTube, they replied ‘I prefer to learn by doing, not by watching.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern stove? They preferred to cook their meals on a wood-fired stove.
- I heard that Amish people never complain about the weather, they accept it as part of life.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern washing machine? They preferred to do their laundry by hand.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy car, they’re happy with their horse and buggy.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Twitter, they replied ‘I prefer to communicate face-to-face.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern alarm clock? They preferred to wake up with the sunrise.
- I heard that Amish people never take their community for granted, they cherish their relationships with their neighbors.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern dishwasher? They preferred to clean their dishes by hand.
- Amish people don’t need a gym membership, they get plenty of exercise from their daily work.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Instagram, they replied ‘I prefer to enjoy the moment, not just take a picture of it.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern refrigerator? They preferred to keep their food cool in an icebox.
- I heard that Amish people never waste electricity, they only use it when necessary.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern vacuum cleaner? They preferred to sweep their floors with a broom.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy vacation, they’re content with a simple getaway to visit family or friends.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of TikTok, they replied ‘I prefer to spend my time with people, not just scrolling through videos.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern lawnmower? They preferred to use a scythe to cut their grass.
- I heard that Amish people never take shortcuts, they believe in doing things the right way.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern cell phone? They preferred to use a landline to communicate.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy kitchen gadget, they can prepare a delicious meal with just a few simple tools.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Zoom, they replied ‘I prefer to have meetings in person.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern clock? They preferred to tell time by looking at the sun.
- I heard that Amish people never take their blessings for granted, they are grateful for what they have.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern oven? They preferred to bake their bread in a brick oven.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy office, they’re content with a simple workspace in their home or barn.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Facebook, they replied ‘I prefer to keep in touch with my loved ones through letters and visits.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern washing machine? They preferred to wash their clothes by hand.
- I heard that Amish people never take their faith for granted, they believe in living a simple, humble life.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern computer? They preferred to write with pen and paper.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy entertainment system, they can have a fun night with their family and friends playing board games.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Snapchat, they replied ‘I prefer to make memories that last a lifetime.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern toilet? They preferred to use an outhouse.
- I heard that Amish people never take shortcuts when it comes to their work, they believe in doing things thoroughly.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern camera? They preferred to have their pictures painted.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy wardrobe, they’re content with simple, modest clothing.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Netflix, they replied ‘I prefer to spend my time with my family and friends, not just watching TV.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern car? They preferred to travel by horse and buggy.
- I heard that Amish people never take their community for granted, they believe in supporting each other in times of need.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern microwave? They preferred to cook their food on a wood stove.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy gym membership, they can stay in shape with their daily manual labor.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Amazon, they replied ‘I prefer to buy what I need from local businesses.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern dishwasher? They preferred to wash their dishes by hand in the sink.
- I heard that Amish people never take their faith lightly, they believe in living their lives according to their beliefs.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern smartphone? They preferred to use a simple flip phone.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy vacation, they can have a relaxing time at home with their family and friends.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Twitter, they replied ‘I prefer to keep my thoughts to myself or share them in person.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern electric stove? They preferred to cook on a wood-burning stove.
- I heard that Amish people never take their traditions for granted, they believe in passing them down from generation to generation.
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern electric razor? They preferred to use a straight razor.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy home theater system, they can have a cozy movie night with their family and friends.
- I asked an Amish person if they had ever heard of Pinterest, they replied ‘I prefer to use my imagination to come up with new ideas.’
- Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern electric mixer? They preferred to mix their ingredients by hand.
- I heard that Amish people never take their families for granted, they believe in spending quality time with them.
- 99. Why did the Amish person refuse to use a modern GPS device? They preferred to navigate using a map and their own intuition.
- Amish people don’t need a fancy home gym, they can stay active with their daily farm work and chores.
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