Funny Adventure Time Quotes

Mathematical!

Finn, you’re just like a little dog! A little dog with no powers or magic!

We love it when you say, ‘Adventure time!’

I’m not a bad guy. I’m just misunderstood.

I volunteer as tribute!

I’m not a banana! I am a corn!

Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something.

Oh my Glob, Jake! The whole world turned into apples!

I don’t do hugs. I do high fives!

Rhombus! Octagon! Math!

I can’t just sit here while evil takes over the world. I’ve got to give evil a wedgie!

Don’t squeeze me, I’ll fart a radish.

If it wasn’t for sandwiches, there would be no Finn.

Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.

Don’t you know what pies do to a guy’s thirsty?

I’m on the sandwich side of many things.

Oh, my glob! I smell freshly baked buns!

If you make every little thing too important, you wind up freaking out over every little thing!

I think I need to cool off in the Tundras!

Oh, Jake… Once when I was around 7 I sat on a banana and of course, that changed my life.

Step aside, hot babes. Old ladies coming through!

I can’t believe I used to have a crush on you. Just kidding, I totally can’t.

I have approximate answers and possible beliefs in different degrees of certainty about different things.

Funny Adventure Time Quotes part 2

Never give up on your dreams, Finn. Unless your dreams are stupid.

Rainicorn: I eat crystal people like you for breakfast! Jake: Breakfast?! It’s 11:30!

Out there, among the stars, our destiny awaits… in jeans.

Oh my glob, Finn, did you just put your butt in a can of beans?!

I’m not a Randy! I’m a Brandy!

Just follow your heart. That’s always where your butt-stink wants to go!

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke…

Everybody nice and sleepy?

In every life, we have some trouble, but when you worry you make it double.

One man’s trash is another man’s trash.

If you see a penny pick it up, and all day long you’ll have… a worthless penny.

Finn, you gotta get off your ta-tas and do the thing!

Let’s go to the babies!

Spam! Fake meat that tastes like real meat!

Telling the truth is fun.

Hey princess, I made you a necklace out of your own tears!

Oh, glob! I can’t stand the hotness!

Jake, do you think if you had a can of beans inside you, you’d eat yourself?

It’s OK to cry if you find yourself feeling lots of emotions all at once.

Today is about to get 100% more Jake.

If you’re going to date someone, make sure they’re fully cooked.

Life is pointless, and that’s beautiful.