Mathematical!
Finn, you’re just like a little dog! A little dog with no powers or magic!
We love it when you say, ‘Adventure time!’
I’m not a bad guy. I’m just misunderstood.
I volunteer as tribute!
I’m not a banana! I am a corn!
Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something.
Oh my Glob, Jake! The whole world turned into apples!
I don’t do hugs. I do high fives!
Rhombus! Octagon! Math!
I can’t just sit here while evil takes over the world. I’ve got to give evil a wedgie!
Don’t squeeze me, I’ll fart a radish.
If it wasn’t for sandwiches, there would be no Finn.
Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
Don’t you know what pies do to a guy’s thirsty?
I’m on the sandwich side of many things.
Oh, my glob! I smell freshly baked buns!
If you make every little thing too important, you wind up freaking out over every little thing!
I think I need to cool off in the Tundras!
Oh, Jake… Once when I was around 7 I sat on a banana and of course, that changed my life.
Step aside, hot babes. Old ladies coming through!
I can’t believe I used to have a crush on you. Just kidding, I totally can’t.
I have approximate answers and possible beliefs in different degrees of certainty about different things.
Funny Adventure Time Quotes part 2
Never give up on your dreams, Finn. Unless your dreams are stupid.
Rainicorn: I eat crystal people like you for breakfast! Jake: Breakfast?! It’s 11:30!
Out there, among the stars, our destiny awaits… in jeans.
Oh my glob, Finn, did you just put your butt in a can of beans?!
I’m not a Randy! I’m a Brandy!
Just follow your heart. That’s always where your butt-stink wants to go!
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke…
Everybody nice and sleepy?
In every life, we have some trouble, but when you worry you make it double.
One man’s trash is another man’s trash.
If you see a penny pick it up, and all day long you’ll have… a worthless penny.
Finn, you gotta get off your ta-tas and do the thing!
Let’s go to the babies!
Spam! Fake meat that tastes like real meat!
Telling the truth is fun.
Hey princess, I made you a necklace out of your own tears!
Oh, glob! I can’t stand the hotness!
Jake, do you think if you had a can of beans inside you, you’d eat yourself?
It’s OK to cry if you find yourself feeling lots of emotions all at once.
Today is about to get 100% more Jake.
If you’re going to date someone, make sure they’re fully cooked.
Life is pointless, and that’s beautiful.
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