I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
I want to be an optimist, but I don’t think it would work out.
The key to happiness is to lower your expectations.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.
I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.
When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza.
If you can’t be a pencil to write someone’s happiness, then be a nice eraser to remove their sadness.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Don’t follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you.
If you can’t change the world, change your socks.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I’m not a regular person, I’m a limited edition.
Stand out from the crowd, even if you’re the only one standing.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Don’t be a carbon copy, be an original masterpiece.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
If you want to be irreplaceable, you have to be different.
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.
Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.
People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Don’t tell people your plans, show them your results.
Life is too short for boring things and bad wine.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Don’t chase people, be an example, attract them. The ones who belong in your life will come, and the ones who don’t will fade away.
Be a voice, not an echo.
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Difficulties in life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
Failure is not the opposite of success, it’s a part of it.