I say, I say, I say boy! That foghorn’s so dirty, it needs a good scrubbin’!
Well, I’ll be a dirty rotten scoundrel if that foghorn ain’t the loudest thing I ever heard!
You know, boy, that foghorn’s like a dirty old catfish – it just keeps gettin’ louder and louder!
I tell ya, son, that foghorn’s so dirty, even the seagulls won’t go near it!
I reckon that foghorn’s been through so much dirt, it’s practically got its own mud spa!
Just when you think that foghorn’s dirty days are over, it goes and gets another layer of filth!
That foghorn’s like the king of dirt – it’s always covered in a thick layer of grime!
I declare, boy, I’ve never seen a dirtier foghorn in all my days on the farm!
If that foghorn were a pig, it’d be the dirtiest pig in the whole sty!
I say, I say, that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a barn full of chickens!
Well, I’ll be a dirty dog if that foghorn ain’t the dirtiest thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on!
You know, son, that foghorn’s so dirty, it could use a good scrub with a tractor brush!
I reckon that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a muddy tractor after a rainstorm!
Just when you think that foghorn’s hit rock bottom, it finds a way to get even dirtier!
That foghorn’s like a magnet for filth – it just can’t resist getting dirty!
I declare, boy, that foghorn’s so dirty, even the mice won’t make a nest in it!
If that foghorn were a dirty joke, it’d be the dirtiest joke in the whole henhouse!
I say, I say, that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a pig rolling in a mud puddle!
Well, I’ll be a dirty old rooster if that foghorn ain’t the grimiest thing I’ve ever seen!
You know, son, that foghorn’s got so much dirt on it, you could plant a whole garden!
I reckon that foghorn’s been coated in more dirt than a tractor on a dusty country road!
Just when you think that foghorn’s reached its dirty limit, it manages to find another layer of grime!
That foghorn’s like a dirty old man – it just can’t help but get dirtier with time!
I declare, boy, I’ve never met a dirtier foghorn in all my days on the farm!
If that foghorn were a pig, it’d be the dirtiest pig at the state fair!
I say, I say, that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a chicken covered in feathers!
Well, I’ll be a dirty dog if that foghorn ain’t the dirtiest thing in these parts!
You know, son, that foghorn’s so dirty, you could plant a whole field of corn with the soil on it!
I reckon that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a muddy tractor pullin’ a plow!
Just when you think that foghorn’s seen it all, it manages to collect another layer of dirt!
That foghorn’s like a dirt magnet – it just can’t resist getting covered in grime!
I declare, boy, that foghorn’s so dirty, even the cows won’t come near it!
If that foghorn were a dirty joke, it’d be the dirtiest joke in the whole barnyard!
I say, I say, that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a pig rolling in a pigsty!
Well, I’ll be a dirty old rooster if that foghorn ain’t the grimiest thing in the county!
You know, son, that foghorn’s got so much dirt on it, you could scrape it off and sell it as fertilizer!
I reckon that foghorn’s seen more dirt than all the farm animals combined!
Just when you think that foghorn’s reached its dirty limit, it manages to find another layer of grime!
That foghorn’s like a dirty old man – it just can’t help but get dirtier with time!
I declare, boy, I’ve never met a dirtier foghorn in all my days on the farm!
If that foghorn were a pig, it’d be the dirtiest pig at the state fair!
I say, I say, that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a chicken covered in feathers!
Well, I’ll be a dirty dog if that foghorn ain’t the dirtiest thing in these parts!
You know, son, that foghorn’s so dirty, you could plant a whole field of corn with the soil on it!
I reckon that foghorn’s got more dirt on it than a muddy tractor pullin’ a plow!
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