Bumper Sticker Sayings

• I brake for animals, not idiots.
• My other car is a broomstick.
• I’d rather be reading a book.
• In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.
• I’d rather be fishing.
• Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
• If you can read this, you’re too close.
• I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.
• Keep honking, I’m reloading.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• Life is short, make it sweet.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.
• Born to be wild, forced to work.
• If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.
• It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.
• If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
• Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
• I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting.
• I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.
• The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
• I’d rather be sleeping.
• If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
• I brake for yard sales.
• Bad decisions make great stories.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
• I’m not procrastinating, I’m strategically delaying.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
• Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
• Life is too short to drive boring cars.
• I still play with toys, they’re just more expensive now.
• I brake for unicorns.
• I’m not driving fast, I’m just flying low.
• I’m not following you, I’m just going the same way.
• If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.
• Don’t believe everything you think.
• I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a noon person.
• My karma ran over your dogma.
• I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.
• I’d rather be hiking
• Honk if you love peace and quiet
• I brake for yard sales
• In dog years, I’m dead
• Coexist
• My other car is a broomstick
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
• If you’re going to ride my tail, at least pull my hair
• Sorry for driving so close in front of you
• Keep honking, I’m reloading
• Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to abduct you
• If you can read this, you’re too close
• If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk
• I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying
• Life is too short for traffic
• I’d rather be at the beach
• Watch out for the idiot behind me
• Don’t follow me, I’m lost too
• My other ride is a unicorn
• I’d rather be camping
• Horn broken, watch for finger
• I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy
• This is not a bumper sticker, it’s a cry for help
• I’m not a morning person
• I’d rather be golfing
• Don’t honk, I’m pedaling as fast as I can
• I’m not lost, I’m exploring
• I’d rather be fishing
• I’d rather be skiing
• I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying for NASCAR
• I brake for garage sales
• My other car is a bike
• If you’re going to ride my tail, at least buy me dinner first
• My karma ran over your dogma
• I’d rather be reading
• Visualize whirled peas
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person
• Powered by tofu
• I’d rather be napping
• I’m not a tourist, I live here
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, slowly and loudly
• I’d rather be sailing
• My other car is a skateboard
• I’d rather be writing
• This car is fueled by sarcasm
• My other car is a Porsche, but I’m driving this one to save the planet
• I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting for better fuel efficiency
• In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned
• I’d rather be gardening
• I’m not lost, I’m taking the scenic route
• I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast person
• I brake for unicorns
• I’d rather be snowboarding
• Don’t drink and drive, you might spill your drink
• I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• My other car is a horse
• I’d rather be painting
• I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting for the NASCAR tryouts
• This car is fueled by coffee and sarcasm

Bumper Sticker Sayings part 2