Bowling Sayings

  • Bowl so hard they call me Bowlin’ Pin.
  • You can’t beat me, I’m a bowling machine.
  • Spare me the drama, let’s just bowl.
  • Keep calm and bowl on.
  • Rolling with the homies…and bowling strikes.
  • Bowl it like it’s hot.
  • Strike it up, let’s bowl.
  • Bowlers never die, they just roll away.
  • Bowling is my middle name.
  • Go big or go home…unless you’re bowling, then go small and go home with the win.
  • I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I bowl to win.
  • Bowlers always have the best balls.
  • I’ve got bowling balls of steel.
  • Bowling is a game of inches…and miles.
  • You can tell a lot about a person by the way they bowl.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just bowling my point.
  • Spare me the details, let’s just bowl.
  • Keep calm and bowl a strike.
  • It’s not how you bowl, it’s how many pins you knock down.
  • Bowl a turkey and celebrate like it’s Thanksgiving.
  • The only thing better than bowling is more bowling.
  • Bowling is just like life, sometimes you get a strike and sometimes you get a gutter ball.
  • The bowling alley is my happy place.
  • The only way to bowl is to bowl like a boss.
  • Bowling is a sport of precision, accuracy, and spares.
  • Bowling: the only time it’s okay to throw a heavy ball at small objects.
  • Life is short, bowl more.
  • Bowlers don’t give up, they just adjust their aim.
  • Rollin’ with my homies…to the bowling alley.
  • I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to bowl with friends.
  • Spare me the excuses, let’s just bowl.
  • Keep calm and throw strikes.
  • I never met a bowler I didn’t like.
  • The only thing more satisfying than a strike is a turkey.
  • Bowling is not just a game, it’s a way of life.
  • There’s no such thing as a lucky shot in bowling, only skill.
  • Bowl now, adult later.
  • Bowling is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
  • Go big or go home…but if you’re bowling, just go big.
  • I bowl to live, and I live to bowl.
  • Strike first, ask questions later.
  • Bowlers have better balls.
  • Bowling is not just a sport, it’s an art.
  • Bowling: because sometimes you just need to knock some pins down.
  • Bowlers don’t whine, they just knock down more pins.
  • Bowling is a game of skill, strategy, and style.
  • Bowlers are better at rolling than rock stars.
  • Keep calm and pick up spares.
  • If bowling is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  • Bowling: the perfect blend of fun, competition, and spares.
  • No one likes a quitter, unless you’re quitting bowling because you just bowled a perfect game.
  • Bowling is like life, you never know what you’re going to get.
  • The only thing better than bowling is bowling with friends.
  • Bowl your heart out, but remember to bring it back to the rack.
  • Bowling is a sport for all ages, sizes, and skills.
  • Don’t hate the player, hate the game…
  • Split happens.
  • Gutter balls are just a part of the game.
  • Rollin’ with my homies.
  • I’ve got my bowling shoes on and I’m ready to roll.
  • Strike a pose.
  • I bowl like a champ and drink like a fish.
  • I’m not just a bowler, I’m a bowlin’ baller.
  • It’s not the ball, it’s the bowler.
  • Bowling is my zen.
  • My bowling game is on point.
  • Bowling is how I roll.
  • Bowling is my happy place.
  • Spare me the details.
  • I’m a bowling machine.
  • All I need is a lane and a ball.
  • Bowling is just like life: aim for the middle and hope for the best.
  • There’s nothing like the sound of pins falling.
  • I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I strike.
  • I’m the bowling kingpin.
  • I bowl, therefore I am.
  • Bowling: it’s not just for grandmas anymore.
  • I bowl better than I sing.
  • Bowling is a frame of mind.
  • I’m not saying I’m the best bowler, but have you seen my high score?
  • The pins don’t stand a chance against me.
  • Bowling is a ball.
  • I bowl like it’s my job.
  • I don’t always bowl a strike, but when I do, it’s a turkey.
  • Roll with the strikes.
  • My favorite color is bowling alley carpet.
  • Bowling is just like golf, but without the grass and the walking.
  • I’m just here for the pizza and beer.
  • The perfect game is within my reach.
  • I may not be a pro, but I sure look good in bowling shoes.
  • Let the good times roll.
  • Bowl, eat, repeat.
  • Bowling is the perfect date night activity.
  • The louder the music, the better I bowl.
  • My bowling game is stronger than my coffee.
  • I came, I saw, I bowled a perfect game.
  • I bowl like a girl…and that’s a good thing.
  • The pins fear me.
  • Bowling is how I get my steps in.
  • I’m so good at bowling, I should be sponsored by a ball company.

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