I respect women. I love women! I respect them so much that I haven’t slept with any.
Some people say I’m a late bloomer. I prefer to call myself a vintage treasure.
I’m not a virgin by choice. It’s more like a rare superpower.
My virginity is like a relic. It’s been preserved all these years for a special occasion.
I have a black belt in karate and a white belt in the bedroom.
They say good things come to those who wait. Well, I’ve been waiting for 40 years, so where’s my good thing?
If virginity was a currency, I’d be a millionaire by now.
I never need to worry about awkward sex stories. I don’t have any!
My love life is like a unicorn. It’s mythical and non-existent.
My friends call me the 40-year-old unicorn. I’m so rare I might as well have a horn on my head.
I’m not ashamed of my virginity. It’s like my superpower: The Virgin Man!
I’m saving myself for someone who appreciates a good vintage.
I’ve got 40 years of pent-up passion ready to explode like a volcano.
I may be a virgin, but I’m an expert at other things. Like folding laundry.
I haven’t hatched yet. I’m still an egg waiting to crack.
Being a virgin is like being a superhero without a cape. I’m just missing the action.
My sexual experience is like a blank canvas. I’m waiting for someone to paint a masterpiece.
I’m on my own time zone. It’s called Virgin Standard Time.
Some people have love maps. I have a treasure map to find my virginity.
They say practice makes perfect, but I’m perfecting the art of virginity.
If virginity were a sport, I’d be the world champion by now.
I’m a virgin but not vanilla. I’m like the finest chocolate waiting to be tasted.
I’ve achieved Legendary status, but it’s not for my gaming skills.
I’m a virgin with a PhD in abstinence.
I’m like a fine wine, getting better with age and staying away from the cork.
They say the first time is magical. Well, I’ve been saving up magic for 40 years.
I’m a collector of experiences. My favorite collection? Virginity.
I’m a masterpiece, untouched by clumsy hands.
I may be the 40-year-old virgin, but I’ve got a heart full of love to give.
I’m not just a virgin. I’m a bonafide virginologist.
They say age is just a number. In my case, it’s a virginity count.
I don’t need a passport to the land of virginity. I’ve been a citizen my whole life.
I may be a virgin, but I’m no rookie in the game of love.
I’m the captain of team Virginity. We may be a small team, but we’re dedicated.
They say the best things in life are worth waiting for. Well, I’m proof of that.
I am the Sphinx of virginity. Mysterious, ancient, and unraveled by none.
I’ve got 99 problems, but being a virgin ain’t one.
I’m like a museum exhibit. People come to marvel at my untouched artifacts.
I’m not a doormat. I’m a vault of untouched treasures.
I’m a serial monogamist in my own mind. The only problem is I’ve never had sex.
I’m like a rare Pokémon. Elusive, magical, and still uncaught.
My virginity is my secret weapon. I’m waiting for the perfect moment to unleash it.
I’m the Picasso of virginity. Just waiting for the right canvas.
People say I’m missing out. I say they’re missing out on the joy of anticipation.
I may not have a partner in crime, but I have a partner in celibacy. Hope you find these quotes creative and entertaining!