Best Big Bang Theory Quotes

Bazinga!

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I prefer to think of myself as ‘socially selective.’

I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’

Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.

Penny, you don’t understand. This is going to change everything.

I’m a physicist, not a neuroscientist.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

I’m not a baby, I’m a theoretical physicist.

The only thing that makes me feel better when I’m sick is cuddling.

You may have noticed that I’m not wearing pants.

I’m not saying you’re not smart. I’m saying I’m smarter.

If there were a zombie apocalypse, I’d be the one to survive.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

I lost my virginity at the age of

Yes, it was in a video game, but it still counts.

You know, I’m a genius when it comes to manipulating people. It’s like a superpower.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I’m not saying I’m the Einstein of our group, but I’m definitely the Einstein of our group.

If I were wrong, I’d know it.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I can manipulate time and space, but I can’t change the fact that I’m a nerd.

If there were a Nobel Prize for being awesome, I would win it every year.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not be able to talk to women, but I can talk to atoms.

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen the two of us in the same room together?

You’re right, I’m not normal. I’m better than normal.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not have a fancy degree, but I have a theoretical understanding of the universe.

I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do have super intelligence.

If I were any more cute, I’d be a panda.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not have the physique of a superhero, but I have the brain of one.

If there were a high IQ Olympics, I would be the gold medalist.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not have a lot of friends, but I have the best ones.

I may be a nerd, but at least I’m one of the coolest nerds you’ll ever meet.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not be a ladies’ man, but I know a thing or two about the laws of attraction.

If there were a Masters of the Universe competition, I would be the champion.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I may not be the most socially competent, but that doesn’t mean I can’t make a difference in the world.