Ash vs. Evil Dead Quotes

I’m the guy who’s going to save your miserable skinned ass, and frankly, I deserve a little more respect.

I’ve seen better houses in horror movies.

Who needs a plan when you have a chainsaw for a hand?

Time to give evil a taste of its own medicine.

I may be a dumbass, but I ain’t stupid.

Buckle up, folks. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Evil may be relentless, but it hasn’t met me yet.

I’ve got a bad feeling in my guts, and that’s saying something.

Seems like the universe has it out for me. Guess that makes me special.

My boomstick has more bullets than you have excuses.

The deadite may be scary, but 9-1-1 is scarier.

You wanna play with fire? I’ve got a chainsaw.

Running away won’t save you from your nightmares.

Too bad there’s no customer service for evil.

I’ve got a PhD in kicking evil’s ass.

What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. And angrier.

I’ve seen scarier things inside my fridge.

If looks could kill, I’d be dead 100 times over.

Some call me a hero. I just call it survival.

There’s no rest for the wicked, and I’m their worst nightmare.

Running out of options? Just add more chainsaw.

Time to separate the dead from the really dead.

Evil may be immortal, but so am I.

I’ve got more one-liners than a stand-up comic.

A little bit of blood never hurt anyone. Except the dead.

I’m more of a shotgun guy, but this chainsaw does wonders.

When evil comes knocking, I’m the one who answers.

Time to send these demons back to hell, where they belong.

Don’t worry, folks. I’ve got a plan. It just involves a lot of bloodshed.

Pain is just weakness leaving my body. And then coming right back.

I don’t fear the devil. I just make him fear me.

I’ll sleep when the world is rid of evil. So, never.

I don’t negotiate with monsters. I send them back to hell.

Every hero needs a chainsaw. It’s a universal truth.

It’s just another day at the office for the king of deadite slayers.

Life is short, but it’s even shorter when there’s evil around.

I’ve got a bone to pick with the dead. And by bone, I mean a chainsaw.

Some say I’m cursed. I like to think I’m a blessing in disguise.

I’m not afraid of evil. Evil should be afraid of me.

In the battle of good vs. evil, it’s always bloody.

I’ve got a knack for killing the dead. It’s a talent.

If chainsaws were outlawed, only outlaws would have chainsaws.

I’ve got a black belt in ass-kicking. Evil never stood a chance.

You mess with the bull, you get the chainsaw.

Evil can’t hide from justice, and justice has a chainsaw.