I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
The price of greatness is responsibility.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Never, never, never give up.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
The greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.
The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.
Witty and Wise – Funny Winston Churchill Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2
In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.
Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.
Some people’s idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.
Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
When you’re going through hell, keep going, don’t stop.
The false teeth of a man—whether in politics, business, or religion—are usually more reliable indicators of his character than the real ones.
Never hold discussions with the monkey while the organ grinder is in the room.
We are happier in many ways when we are old than when we were young. The young sow wild oats. The old grow sage.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities.
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