When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
It’s not what you have, but how you use it.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I think a lot of people have a secret love life.
You can’t do anything without confidence.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
I never loved another person the way I love myself.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
I’m not so bad. I’m just drawn that way.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Men are like bank accounts. Without money, they don’t generate much interest.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
I like a man who’s good with his handsâespecially when he’s putting on a seatbelt.
I’m a woman. I have the right to change my mind.
There are no rules, only guidelines.
If I can’t be skinny, I’ll be fabulous!
Censorship is to art as lynching is to justice.
The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.
Wit and Wisdom – The Timeless Quotes of Mae West part 2
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I’m not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.
The more I know, the more I realize I don’t know.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
If you’re going to be a mess, be a hot mess.
I never met a man I didn’t like, and then I met myself.
Life’s too short to be serious.
I’m a glamorous person with a tragic pizzazz.
There’s nothing wrong with being a little naughty.
It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
The best revenge is massive success.
Love isn’t something you find. It’s something that finds you.
It’s all about how you hold your martini.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
I don’t do any exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be a bit nippy outside.
Don’t let people drive you to drink. Stay home and get there on your own.
I feel like I’m in a beautiful dreamâsomeone pinch me before I wake up!
A wise girl knows her limits; a smart girl knows that she has none.
I’m just a girl who wants to have fun.
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire… and maybe some fabulous gossip.
Nothing can be caused by anything; scientists take note!
I kiss better than I cook.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Some men are like a fine wine; they get better with ageâuntil they turn to vinegar.
Goodbye, dull life; hello, fabulous!
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