Hey hey! How about those Chicago Cubs?
I’m Harry Carey, and this game is brought to you by Budweiser!
Well, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
What’s your favorite kind of French fry? I like the curly ones!
I once went to a hockey game and tried to start the wave. They couldn’t keep up with me!
You know what’s better than a home run? Two home runs!
What’s the best way to eat a hot dog? With mustard, of course!
I once ate 12 hot dogs in one sitting. It was a world record, I tell ya!
Do you believe in miracles? ‘Cause I do, especially when the Cubs win!
I can’t go a day without talking about baseball. It’s like breathing for me!
Did you know that I once umpired a baseball game blindfolded? I called it as I saw it!
I love the smell of freshly cut grass at a baseball field. It’s like heaven!
If you want to have a good time at a baseball game, just bring a bag of peanuts!
I once caught a foul ball while doing a cartwheel in the stands. It was a thing of beauty!
Who needs coffee when you can wake up to a good ol’ baseball game on TV?
You know what they say, a bad day at the ballpark is still better than a good day at work!
I once ate a hot dog with ketchup and mayo. It was a taste explosion!
Have you ever tried doing the wave in slow motion? It’s hilarious!
What’s more beautiful than a baseball diamond on a sunny day? Not much!
I once tried to play baseball with a wiffle ball bat. It didn’t end well!
There’s nothing like a good ol’ Cubs game to bring people together!
I’ve been to so many baseball games, I’ve lost count. But each one is like the first time!
Do you believe in superstitions? I once wore the same lucky hat for 25 games straight!
I once tried to steal a base during a timeout. Let’s just say I got some weird looks!
You know what they say, it’s not the size of the bat, it’s how you swing it!
I once caught a fly ball with my hat. I was just trying to keep the sun out of my eyes!
I love watching the pitcher wind up and throw a fast pitch. It’s like poetry in motion!
Have you ever tried singing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ while eating a hot dog? It’s a challenge!
They say baseball is America’s pastime. I say it’s America’s passion!
I once caught a foul ball with my bare hands. It hurt, but it was worth it!
You know what they say, every strikeout brings us one step closer to victory!
I love the sound of the crack of the bat. It’s music to my ears!
Did you know that I once played catch with a seagull during a rain delay? True story!
I once caught a home run ball and gave it to a little kid. It made his day!
What’s the best way to eat a hot dog at a baseball game? With all the toppings, of course!
I once tried to catch a fly ball with my mouth. Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned!
You know what they say, a hot dog tastes better at a baseball game!
I once called a foul ball a home run by accident. The crowd went wild!
What’s the best way to enjoy a Cubs game? With a cold beer in hand!
I once tried to steal a base while eating a hot dog. Let’s just say it didn’t end well!
You know what’s better than a Cubs win? A Cubs win with a walk-off home run!
What’s your favorite baseball movie? I can’t decide between ‘The Sandlot’ and ‘The Natural’!
I once caught a home run ball while doing a somersault in the stands. It was a once-in-a-lifetime moment!
What’s the best part of a baseball game? The seventh-inning stretch, of course!
I’ve seen some amazing plays on the baseball field, but nothing beats a grand slam!
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