Top Arrested Development Quotes to Make You Laugh

I don’t want no part of yo’ tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

I blue-myself.

I have a hard time with the apologizing. I’m really worried that we’re setting a bad example.

I’m a monster!

I’ve made a huge mistake.

I’m afraid I just blew myself.

I’m here to raise money for Terry Fox.

I’m sorry, I misled you – I thought you were a man but you’re a boy.

I’m Oscar, and I’ve come to pick up my date.

I’m Ron Howard, and I blended in here.

I’m the one who always looks like he just woke up.

I’m tired of being judged too soon by people who don’t know me… Oh, sorry. That was just for the opening of Bridget Jones’s Diary.

And that’s why you always leave a note.

Are you calling me a liar? I think I’ve earned the right to be called a failure.

As I may or may not have said to you, I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

By most measures, it was a pretty successful hunt.

But where’d the lighter fluid come from?

But where’d the lighter fluid come from?!

Come on, let’s leave these grieving turkeys to bury their dead.

Dead dogs like to lay in the yard.

Death is imminent.

Do the sleepy thing, Uncle Gob.

Don’t be attracted to walls, because they’re just a fence.

Don’t call my escorts prostitutes, Mother. They’re here to entertain us.

Top Arrested Development Quotes to Make You Laugh part 2

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Everyone’s laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster!

Excuse me, do any of you guys know where I can find one hundred thousand dollars quickly?

Forgive me for mothering my own daughter, but she’s my daughter.

George Michael, you want nothing but blue!

Have any of you ever even seen a chicken?

He said yes, so what did it matter what he was saying yes to?

Hey, hermano.

Hey, that’s Mom’s.

Homey don’t quit.

Hot cops! Distract a guard!

I am not what you would call a handsome man… The good news is, I am funny.

I had feelings for a woman, but Michael broke us up.

I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

I need the guy who has made a lecherous Lady Jerry.

I need this parade like Buster needs his hand.

I never thought I’d miss a hand so much!

I thought you said that this was a *dead* dove.

I will build a wall between the model home and MY house.

I’d like to take off her little feet.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.