Top Animaniac Quotes

Hellooooo nurse!

I’m cute and I’m zany, and I will drive you crazy!

I’m not crazy. I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Do not attempt to adjust your television. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical.

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

We’re the Animaniacs, we have pay-or-play contracts!

We’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney!

I’m the nice one.

I may be small, but I’m scrappy!

Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

Wake up, you lazy fox! It’s time to get up and be fabulous!

I have a dream that one day, I will eat everything without gaining a pound!

I’m not a one-trick pony. I’m a whole circus of tricks!

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Why do they call it a funny bone if it hurts so much when you hit it?

Every time you make me laugh, an angel gets its wings!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted!

I take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila.

I’m not insane. My mother had me tested!

I saw a spider, so I did what any rational person would do. I set the house on fire.

You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!

Life is short, buy the shoes!

Behind every great squirrel, there’s a great woman!

Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.

I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake!

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I’m like catnip for trouble.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition!

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day!

I’m not a control freak, I just know how things should be done.

I’m not a nerd. I’m a more evolved human!

I’m sweet enough already. You can skip the sugar coating!

I’m not clumsy, I’m just in touch with the floor.

I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right!

I’m not a player. I just crush a lot.

I’m not a superhero. I’m a super-squirrel!

I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer!

I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person!

I’m not broke, I’m just biding my time until I’m a millionaire!

I’m not lost. I’m just taking the scenic route!